Non Veg Jokes - Best Sex Ever |
- Best Sex Ever
- Double Meaning Baat Shayarana Andaz Mein
- Arey Koi Is Aadmi Ko Bachao
- Doctor Hairan, Nurse Pareshaan
- Santa Ka Samjhdar Beta
| Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:36 AM PST A Husband And Wife Were In The Bathroom Getting Ready For Work When The Husband Looked At His Wife And Said. Husband: “I Gotta Have You!” He Backed Her Up Against The Bathroom Door, Pulled Down Her Panties And Ravaged Her. He Knew He Was Doing Great Because She Screamed And Wiggled More Than She Ever Had Before. When He Finished, He Started Putting His Clothes Back On And When He Noticed His Wife Still Writhing Against The Door He Said: “That Was The Best, Honey. You’ve Never Moved Like That Before, You Didn’t Hurt Yourself Did You?” His Wife Replies: “No, No. I’ll Be Ok Once I Can Get The Doorknob Out Of My Ass.“ Must Read English Jokes
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| Double Meaning Baat Shayarana Andaz Mein Posted: 31 Jan 2015 02:29 AM PST Main Ne Aap Ki Leni Chahi, Magar Aap Ne Na Di, Raaye Main Ne Aap Ko Apna Dena Chaha, Magar Aap Ne Na Liya, Sacha Pyaar Aakhir Aap Ne Mera Dekh Hi Liya Na, Ghussa Pehle Kehte The Ke Mujhe Tumhara Hi Pasand Hai, Andaaz Lekin Ab Kehti Ho Ke Main Kisi Aur Ka Loon Gi, Sahara Mera Khayaal Hai Ke Mera Ab Kaafi Lamba Ho Gaya Hai, Message Ab Mujhe Aap Ki Chahiye, Ijaazat Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Posted: 30 Jan 2015 08:25 PM PST Ek Baar Santa Kisi Beach Par Gaya. Wahaan Use Ek Nangi Ladki Leti Hui Dikhayi Di. Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya. Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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| Doctor Hairan, Nurse Pareshaan Posted: 30 Jan 2015 08:15 PM PST Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Apne Room Mein Bulaya, Jaisi Hi Nurse Andar Pahunchi Doctor Ne Hairani Se Use Dekh Ke Poocha Doctor: “Nurse, Tumhare Boobs Shirt Ke Bahar Kyu Hai?” Nurse: “Oh Shitt, Ye Medical Students Bhi Na Cheeze Istemal Karke Khuli Hi Chod Dete Hai. Must Read Doctor Jokes
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| Posted: 30 Jan 2015 02:23 PM PST Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai” Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai” Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa” Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya After 2 Days Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata” Pappu: “Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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