Non Veg Jokes - Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 06:56 AM PST

Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha

Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon”

Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?”

Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye”

Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The”

Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha“

Must Read Pappu Jokes

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 12:52 AM PST

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.

Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka

Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka

Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.

Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka

Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Mere Dost Jesa Haseen Koi Dekha Hai

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 06:52 PM PST

Maine Chaand Se Pucha Key Aaj Tak Tune Duniya Main

Kabhi Mere Dost Sa Haseen Dekha Hain . . . ???

Toh Chaand Ne Haste Hue Jawab Diya Ke

“Aabe Itni Dur Se Mujhe Lund Nazar Nahi Aata“. .

Must Read Insult Jokes

Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 12:45 PM PST

Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Ladki: “Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?”

Baba: “Tum Narak Mein Jaogi‘

Ladki: “Aur Agar Aapke Sath Karu To?”

Baba: “Chalak Ladki, Sawarag Mein Jaana Chahti Hai“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Non Veg Jokes