Posted: 07 Jan 2015 09:07 AM PST

Tej Barish Mein Bus-Stop Par Khada Ladka Ladki Ke Bheege Nipples Dekh Kar Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Aapki Headlight On Hai”

Ladki: “Bijli Meri Kharch Ho Rahi Hai Ya Teri?”

Ladka: “Magar Load To Mere Khambe Par Pad Raha Hai“

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» Purani Cheezo Ko Kabhi Fenke Mat, Uska Ache Tarike Se Use Kiya Ja Sakta Hai - Nahi Yakeen To Khud Dekhe Kya Masr Re-Use Hai

Posted: 07 Jan 2015 03:03 AM PST

Punjab Ke Ek Sarkari School Ke Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Ladki Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Tu Kall Kyu Nahi Aayi Thi?”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Sir, Kal Mujhe Tattiya Lag Gayi Thi”

Teacher Hairan Hote Hue: “Phir Kya Hua? Hame Bhi To Tatte Lage Hai Par Hum To Roj Aate Hai”

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Tattian = Loose Motions

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Useless Things Without …

Posted: 06 Jan 2015 09:00 PM PST

Life Without Fun,

Sky Without Sun,

10 Without 1,

Warrior Without Gun,

Batsman Without Run,

Is All Like Man Without Lun.

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Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai?

Posted: 06 Jan 2015 02:58 PM PST

Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,

I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s,

Ek Sperms Chup Tha,

Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?”

Silent Sperm: “Insano Ki Meeting Mein Kutte Ka Kya Kaam“

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Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Bijli Meri Kharch Ho Rahi Hai Ya Teri?