Non Veg Jokes - Train, Lambi Surang Aur Ladki Ki Chummi

Non Veg Jokes - Train, Lambi Surang Aur Ladki Ki Chummi


Train, Lambi Surang Aur Ladki Ki Chummi

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 10:46 AM PST

Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe

Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi.

Kuch Der Baad Jab Train Surang Se Bahar Aayi To Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha: “Agar Mujhko Pehle Pata Hota Ki Surang Itni Lambi Hogi To Main Tujhse Chumma Chaati Kar Leta”

Patni Hairan Hokar Boli: “Hai Ram To Fir Vo Kaun Thha??

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Where Is My Car?

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 04:40 AM PST

A Man Walks Out Of A Bar, Stumbling Back And Forth With A Key In His Hand. A Cop On The Beat Sees Him, And Approaches.

Cop: “Can I Help You, Sir?

Man: “Yesssh! Sssshomebody Ssshtole My Car!

The Cop Asks: “Where Was Your Car The Last Time You Saw It?

Man: “It Wasssh At The End Of Thisssh Key!

The Cop Next Looks Down And That The Man's Member Is Being Exhibited For All The World To See.

He Asks The Man: “Sir, Are You Aware That You Are Exposing Yourself?

The Man Looks Down Woefully And Without Missing A Beat, Moans: “Ohhh God . . . They Got My Girlfriend Too!!!

Must Read English Jokes

Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?

Posted: 13 Jan 2015 10:36 PM PST

Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?

A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary.

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Aap Log Bhi Kabhi Andhere Mein Mat Karna

Posted: 13 Jan 2015 04:32 PM PST

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Ko Bata Rahi Thi

Kal Raat Mere Boyfriend Ne Andhere Mein Daalne Ki Koshish Ki

Mene Mana Bhi Kiya Ki Rahne De Andhera Hai, Light Jala Le

Par Vo Nahi Maana Aur Akhir Zor Laga Ke Apna Tudwa Hi Betha,

Kyuki Surakh Galat Tha,

Andhere Mein Mobile Mein Charger Ka Pin Lagana Bada Mushkil Kaam Hai.

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