Non Veg Jokes - One Special Surprise For You

Posted: 11 Jan 2015 09:57 AM PST

One Special Surprise For You.

Please Close Your Eyes.

Ghanta Le Le Mera Sale

Tune Aankh Hi Band Nahi Kari…

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» Dosto Kaama Sutra To Aap Logo Ne Bahut Dekhi Hogi - Par Aaj Aap Comma Sutra Dekhe Aur Hairan Ho Jaye

Posted: 11 Jan 2015 03:51 AM PST

Santa Ek Bar USA Gaya To Vaha Uska Bhi Dil Kara Ki Ek Club Mein Jau Aur Dekho Kitna Maja Hai Vaha Ki Life Mein.

Club Mein Dancer Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Thoda Sa Jhuki Toh,

American Ne $100 Uski Bra Mein Dale, British Ne $200 Dale,

Santa Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur ATM Card Uski Gaand Mein Ghusa Ke Swap Karvaya Aur $300 Leke Chalta Bana.

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Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?

Posted: 10 Jan 2015 09:48 PM PST

Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.

Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”

Ladkiya Chup Rahi.

Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha

Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”

Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai“

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Sharam Karo, Dosto Ko Esa Bolte Ho

Posted: 10 Jan 2015 03:46 PM PST

Banta Ek Baar Beemar Hua To Santa Uska Pata Lene Gaya

Dekha Banta Bed Pe Leta Hua Thha Aur Halat Thik Nahi Thhi

Santa: “Yaar Sharam Ki Baat Hai, Tera Daddy Dr. Hai Fir Bhi Tu Beemar Ho Gaya”

Banta Ye Baat Sunkar Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Bola

Banta: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ki Bhi Condom Ki Factory Hai, Aur Tu Phir Bhi Paida Ho Gaya“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Non Veg Jokes