Posted: 01 Jan 2015 07:42 AM PST

Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Shadi Ko Lekar Baatein Kar Rahe The Ki Santa Bola.

Santa: “Main Aisa Kya Karun Ki Teri Shaadi Ke Baad Main Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kar Jau Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na Ho?”

Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Meri Shaadi Apni Bahan Se Kara De“

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» Ladki Ko Susu Karte Dekha Hai Kabhi? Agar Dekha Bhi Hai To Itni Lambi Dhaar Marte Nahi Dekha Hoga - Khud Dekho Aur Batao Itni Lambi Dhaar To Hum Ladke Bhi Nahi Maar Sakte

Posted: 01 Jan 2015 01:37 AM PST

Question: “How Can You Tell When An Auto Mechanic Just Had Sex?”

Answer: “One Of His Fingers Is Clean“

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» Sone, Jewar, Paiso Ki Chori To Aajtak Hoti Hi Aayi Hai - Par Aane Wale Time Mein Kis Cheez Ki Chori Hua Karegi?

Posted: 31 Dec 2014 07:35 PM PST

Question: “Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?”

Answer: “Taapmaan (Temperature)”

Abe Hamesha Galat Hi Mat Socha Karo, Kabhi Kabhar Sharif Bhi Ban Jaana Chahiye

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Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai?

Posted: 31 Dec 2014 01:34 PM PST

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai

Ladki Se Bat Karna, No

Kiss Karna, Nop

Gale Lagana, Nahi

Fir Sex Karna, Na Yaar

Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana

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Non Veg Jokes - Nahle Pe Dahla Maar Dala Banta Ne