Non Veg Jokes - Bhalai Karne Ka Zamana Ab Kidhar Raha |
- Bhalai Karne Ka Zamana Ab Kidhar Raha
- Bechara Santa, Nahi Dekh Payega Nazara
- Little Johny And His Story
- Please Read The Documents Carefully Before Investing
| Bhalai Karne Ka Zamana Ab Kidhar Raha Posted: 26 Jan 2015 07:22 AM PST Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta – Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe, Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Thha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Thha, Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya, Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To Kutta Pathan Ke Piche Piche Jane Laga, Pathan Jahan Jaye Kuta Usske Piche Piche Vahi Chala Jaye, Logon Ne Poocha: “Pathan, Ye Aapke Piche Kyu Ghoom Raha Hai” Pathan Ne Kaha: “Mene Kal Iss Ke Saath Bhalai Ki Or Yeh Kamina Mujhe Dalla Samajh Raha Hai“ Must Read Pathan Jokes
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| Bechara Santa, Nahi Dekh Payega Nazara Posted: 26 Jan 2015 01:16 AM PST Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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| Posted: 25 Jan 2015 07:13 PM PST One Day In School Little Johnny Saw His Dad’s Car Passing By The School Playground And Go Into The Woods. Curious Johnny Followed The Car And Saw His Dad And Aunt Jane In A Sexual Position. Little Johnny Found This So Exciting. He Ran Back Home And Started To Tell His Mother: “Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane…‘ At This Point Mom Cut Him Off And Said, “Johnny, This Is Such An Interesting Story, Lets Save The Rest Of It For Supper Time. I Want To See The Look On Your Daddy’s Face When You Tell It Tonight..‘ At The Dinner Table, Mom Asked Little Johnny To Tell The Story. Johnny Started His Story, ‘Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane And Daddy Started Doing The Same Thing That Mummy And Uncle Bill Used To Do When Daddy Away for Meetings.‘ Mummy Fainted! Moral: Sometimes You Need To Just Shut The Fuck Up And Listen To The Whole Story Before You Interrupt! Must Read English Jokes
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| Please Read The Documents Carefully Before Investing Posted: 25 Jan 2015 01:09 PM PST Boss: “Let Me Fuck You Just One Time, I’ll Be Quick And Pay You 20,000. I’ll Throw The Money On The Floor & Till You Bend Down & Pick Up All, I’ll Be Done” Girl Likes The Proposal & She Calls Her Boyfriend. Boy Friend: “Its Fine But Ask For 30,000 & Be Very Quick To Pick The Money” After 4 Hours Boyfriend Calls Her Boyfriend: “What Happened?” Girlfriend: “That Bastard Is Still… Aaah… Fucking Me… Ahh He Brought All Coins… Lesson: Please Read The Offer Documents Carefully Before Investing. Must Read English Jokes
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