Non Veg Jokes - Master Ho To Aisa

Non Veg Jokes - Master Ho To Aisa

Master Ho To Aisa

Posted: 30 Nov 2014 06:27 AM PST

College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha.

Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi,

Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya,

Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola.

Master: “Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein Randiyo Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai”

Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusare Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi,

Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola.

Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Ekta Kapoor Adult Serials

Posted: 30 Nov 2014 12:24 AM PST

  • Kyunki Choot Bhi Kabhi Jawan Thhi (Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thhi)
  • Kahani Choot Lode Ki (Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki)
  • Kasauti Lode Ki (Kasauti Zindagi Ki)
  • Kahi To Sex Hoga (Kahin To Hoga)
  • Koi Chudne Ko Hai (Koi Aane Ko Hai)
  • Kis Kone Mein Hai Tera Lund (Kis Desh Mein Hai Mera Dil)
  • Kuch Dalna Hai Kuch Nikalna Hai (Kuch Khona Hai Kuch Paana Hai)
  • Kabi Gasti Kabhi Sasti (Kabhi Sautan Kabhi Saheli)
  • Chudo Kisi Roz (Kahin Kissi Roz)
  • Thodi Se Gehrayi Thodi Si Uncahyi (Thodi Si Zameen Thoda Sa Aasman)
  • Kotha Ek Dukan (Ghar Ek Mandir)
  • Kya Chhot Kya Gehrayi (Kya Hadsaa Kya Haqueeqat)
  • Lund Choot Mein Hai (Koi Dil Main Hai)
  • Kahani Ek Gasti Ki (Kahani Teri Meri)
  • Kaisa Ye Loda Hai (Kaisa Yeh Pyaar Hai)
  • Ggussum (Kkussum)
  • Chodo Ya Na Chodo (Mano Ya Na Mano)
  • Gasti (Kashti)
  • Randi Hai Aasha (Koshish Ek Aashaa)
  • Lund Lamba Sa (Koi Apna Sa)
  • Lund Panch (Hum Panch)
  • Kabhi To Chudungi (Kahi To Milenge)
  • Kitni Mast Hai Choot (Kitni Mast Hai Zindagi)
  • Kitne Gol Hai Boobs (Kitne Kool Hai Hum)
Must Read Celebrity Jokes

A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth

Posted: 29 Nov 2014 06:19 PM PST

A Great Thinker Once Said:

A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth ….

Can Be A Dentist.

Shame On Your Dirty Thinking.

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Papa Ke Pet Par Jump Kyu Maarti Ho?

Posted: 29 Nov 2014 12:15 PM PST

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Mummy Se Pucha: “Mummy Tum Har Roj Papa Ke Uper Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?”

Mummy: “Tere Papa Ke Pet Mein Bhari Hui Hawa Nikalne Key Liye!!”

Ladka: “Koi Fayda Nahi Hai Mummy Apne Pados Wali Aunty Roj Aakar Apne Muh Se Dobara Hawa Bhar Jati Hai“

Must Read Father Son Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai

Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai

Posted: 29 Nov 2014 06:14 AM PST

Ladko Ko Ladkiyo Ke Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai

Khaskar Jab Vo Chalti Hai To Unke Hilte Hue To Bahut Hi Pyare Lagte Hai

Kya?

Socho

Nahi Pata?

Un Ke Pyare Pyare

Bade Bade

Boobs

Tum Baal Samajh Rahe Thhe Na Itne Sharif Kab Se Ho Gye Ho?

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Petrol Ke Rates Aur Sarkaar Ki Scheme

Posted: 29 Nov 2014 12:06 AM PST

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki

Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chalya Karenge

Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako

(What An Idea Sir Ji)

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Achhe Logo Ko Ek Salah

Posted: 28 Nov 2014 06:02 PM PST
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Non Veg Jokes - What Is Heaven Or Hell

Non Veg Jokes - What Is Heaven Or Hell

What Is Heaven Or Hell

Posted: 28 Nov 2014 11:59 AM PST

Question: “What Is Heaven?”

Answer: “Thousand Of Girls And Buckets Of Beer.”

Question: “What Is Hell?”

Answer: “When You Come To Know That The Buckets Have Holes And Girls Don’t.“

Must Read English Jokes
» Team Work To Sab Karte Hai - Par Kya Dekha Hai Aisa Team Work?

American Research On Women

Posted: 28 Nov 2014 05:55 AM PST

American Doctor Research On Women And Found:

  • Face Is Showroom
  • Breast Is Playroom
  • Stomach Is Store Room
  • Vagina Is A Guest Room
  • Ass Is An Emergency Room
Must Read Women Jokes

Santa Ka Bachha Jaldi Ho Gaya

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 11:53 PM PST

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya.

Santa: “Ye Hamara Bachha 3 Mahine Baad Kaise Ho Gaya? Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine Baad Hota Hai?”

Biwi: “Aaap Bhi Na.. Ye Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua Hai?”

Santa: “3 Mahine”

Biwi: “Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?”

Santa: “3 Mahine”

Biwi: “Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time Baad Hua?”

Santa: “3 Mahine Baad”

Biwi: “Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?”

Santa Khushi Se: “Oh Shit Yaar, Samay Ka Pata Hi Nhi Chala.. Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Tonight We Are Going For A Party!

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 05:50 PM PST

One Day The Penis Tells The Balls: “Tonight We Are Going For A Party!”

Balls Reply: “You Bloody Fuckin Liar, You Always Get Inside While We Are Left Outside!“

Must Read English Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Buri Halat Ka Reason

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Buri Halat Ka Reason

Santa Ki Buri Halat Ka Reason

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 11:48 AM PST

Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya

Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo”

Gharwale: “Fir?”

Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Iska Khatna Kar Do

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 05:41 AM PST

Pakistan Mein Ek Maa Apne Bache Ko Le Kar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Maa: “Dr. Saab Iska Khatna (Circumcision) Kar Do”

Dr: “200, Rs Lagenge”

Maa: “Itne Se Kaam Ki Itni Jyada Fees”

Dr: “Ye 500 Rs Lo Aur Mera Sirf Haath Mein Hi Pakad Lo”

For More Details On Circumcision (Khatna) Click Here

Must Read Doctor Jokes

Baba Saxidas Ka Ladkiyo Ke Bare Mein Gayan

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 11:40 PM PST

Koi Bhi Kunwari Ladki Savecha Se Apni Choot Nahi Deti, Usko Majbur Kar Diya Jata Hai, Chahe Pyar Ka Natak Karke Karo Ya Usko Koi Aur Lalach Dekar.

Aurto Ke Liye Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Mahan Naara, Tum Mujhe Choot Do Main Tumhe Bacha Dunga, Par Hairani Is Bat Ki Hai India Ki Aurte Fir Bhi Jagruk Nahi Hai Aur Bache Ke Liye Tadpati Hai.

Must Read Baba Saxidas Jokes

I’m Sexually Harassed

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 05:38 PM PST

Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed”

Boss: “How ?”

Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice”

Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?”

Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall“

Must Read Insult Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Non Veg Jokes - Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 11:34 AM PST

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.

Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”

Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon”

Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte”

Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa”

Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya

Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”

Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”

Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”

Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya

Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli

Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”

Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya

Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha

Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use”

Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Ameer Ban Ne Ki Kitaab

Posted: 26 Nov 2014 05:31 AM PST

Santa Ne Apni Bevkoofiyo Ki Vajah Se Sara Paisa Ujaad Diya Thha

Ab Bechare Ke Pass Pese Nahi Bache Thhe Aur Vo Koi Jugad Soch Raha Tha Ki Kahi Se Paisi Mil Jaye

Ese Hi Raste Mein Jate Hue Use Ek Baba Mila, Usne Apni Samsya Baba Ko Batayi

Baba Bola: “Meri Teri Samsya Hal Kar Sakta Hun”

Santa Khush Hoke: “Achha?”

Baba: “Haan, Mere Pass Ek Kitab Hai Uske Ander Ameer Hone Ke Tarike Likhe Hai, Jis Se Tum 5 Dino Mein Ameer Ban Jaoge”

Santa: “Baba Mujhe Vo Kitab Dijiye Na”

Baba: “Bachha Us Kitab Ki Keemat 5000 Rs Hai”

Ab Bechare Santa Ke Pass Paisi Nahi Thhe Fir Bhi Usne Baba Ko Kaha

Santa: “Baba Aap 10 Minutes Rukiye Mein Abhi Paisi Leke Aata Hun”

Santa Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Bola Aur Kisi Tarha Se Paisi Ikathe Kiye Aur Baba Ke Pass Aa Gaya

Santa: “Lo Baba, Main 5000 Rs Le Aaya Hun”

Baba: “Beta Le Kitab, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai Is Kitab Ka Akhiri Page Puri Kitab Pade Bina Nahi Kholna”

Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Baba?”

Baba: “Bachha Bola Na, Agar Tune Pahle Page Khol Liya To Teri Gaand Fatt Jayegi”

Santa Ne Kaha Chalo Thik Hai Nahi Kholta.

Ghar Aake Usne Kitab Padni Shuru Kar Di.

Par Jaisi Ki Aap Jaante Hai Ki Santa Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hai, Usne Thodi Si Kitab Padne Ke Baad Socha Ki Akhiri Page Khol Hi Leta Hun

Aur Esa Sochte Hue Usne Akhiri Ka Page Khol Liya

Aur Dosto Santa Ki Gaand Vakiye Mein Fatt Gayi

Kyunki…..

Us Kitab Ka Keemat 15 Rs Thhi..

To Ye Thha Ameer Ban Ne Ka Tarika, Par Santa Ka Nahi Baba Ka

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Yaar Bass Bhi Karo Ab Bahut Der Ho Gayi Karte Karte

Posted: 25 Nov 2014 11:26 PM PST

Girl To Boyfriend Se

“Ab Yaar Bas Bhi Karo Raat 12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Aur Subha Ke 6 Bajj Chuke Hai, Tum Thakke Nahi Kya”

Boy : “Abhi To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai Ye Ab To Din Rat Kiya Karunga Main Kyunki Mere 3000 SMS Free Hai“

Must Read Friendship Jokes

Doctor Ki Advice Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Posted: 25 Nov 2014 05:24 PM PST

Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui

Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola

Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye?”

Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena“

Must Read Doctor Jokes
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