Non Veg Jokes - Maine Aaj Do Kasmein Khayi Hai

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 08:19 AM PST

Maine Aaj Tang Aakar Do Kasmein Khayi Hai.

1) Ab Kisi Parai Ladki Par Nazar Nahi Dalunga.

2) Aaj Se Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko Paraai Nahi Samjhunga

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Choice Is Yours

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 02:14 AM PST

Ek Kale Husband Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Se Suni Gayi Miya Biwi Ki Baatein

Husband: “Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hun Par Bacha Ek Dum Sundar Hona Chahiye”

Biwi Samjhate Hue: “Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Bacha Ya To Sundar Hoga Ya Tumhara Hoga“

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Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aaya

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 11:15 PM PST

Akhir Musibat Me Ek Dost Hi Dusre Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai..!!!

Sardiyo Ke Mausam Mein Teen Dost Ek Hi Rajai Mein Lipte Ek Bed Pe So Rahe The.

Beech Me Leta Hua Ladka Peeche Wale Ladke Se Bola: “Yaar Mujhe Kuch Zyada Hi Thand Lag Rahi Hai”

Peeche Wala Dost: “Abey Ek Kaam Kar, Agle Wale Ki Gand Mein Apna Lund Dal De”

Beech Wala: “Yaar Use Pata Chal Gya To?”

Peeche Wala: “Bhonsdi Ke Pichle Ek Ghante Se Mein Teri Gand Mein Lund Ghusede Baitha Hu Tujhe Pata Chala, Jo Use Pata Chalega?”

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Tere Niche Baal Kyu Nahi Hai

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 08:12 PM PST

Ek Din Ek Ladki Ghar Par Akeli Thhi

Usne Apni Ek Saheli Ko Ghar Par Bhula Liya

Raat Ko Dono Ka Mood Bana Ki Ikkathe Nahate Hai

Bathroom Mein Jab Dono Naha Rahi Thhi To Ek Ladki Ne Doosri Se Poocha

“Tere Niche Bal Kyu Nahi Hai”

Doosri Ladki Bolo: “Arrey Pagli, Traffic Wali Sadak Par Ghaans Nahi Ugati“

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Hey Did You Change Your Sex?

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 02:10 PM PST

Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend Were Walking On A Road In Night.

Girl: “I Need To Piss” And Went Behind A Bush.

Boy Heard Her Knickers Drop And Feeling Kinky.

He Put His Hand Through The Bush And Between Her Legs He Felt Something Hanging.

He Asked Shocking: “Hey Did You Change Your Sex?”

She Replied: “No, I Changed My Mind, I Am Shitting“

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