Non Veg Jokes: September 2014

Non Veg Jokes - Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai

Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai
Aurat Ke Delivery And Doctor Ka Sawal
Ladai Or Chudai
Santa Da Bachha And Telegram

Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai

Posted: 30 Sep 2014 09:41 AM PDT

Santa: “Yaar Kal Biwi Da Birthday Hai Usnu Ki Gift Deva?”

Banta: “Apna Lun.D Dede”

Santa: “Nahi Yaar Koi Vaddi Cheez Dass”

Banta: “Te Fer Mera Dede“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Aurat Ke Delivery And Doctor Ka Sawal

Posted: 30 Sep 2014 03:36 AM PDT

Ek Aurat Ki Delivery Ke Time Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: “Kya Aap Apni Delivery Ke Waqt Bache Ke Baap Ko Paas Dekhna Chahti Hain“?

Aurat Ne Jawaab Diya: “Rehne Do Mere Husband Unko Pasand Nahi Karte’.

Must Read Doctor Jokes

Ladai Or Chudai

Posted: 29 Sep 2014 09:31 PM PDT

Ladai Or Chudai Mein Sab Kuch Jaayaz Hai.

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Santa Da Bachha And Telegram

Posted: 29 Sep 2014 03:30 PM PDT

Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega.
Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vich Ho Gaya.
Jaan To Pehla Ne Santa Ne Apne Piyo Nu Keya Ki Maine Telegram Kar Ke Dass Dena
Par Oh Eh Vi Chaunda Si Ki Usde Office Walya Nu Eh Gall Pata Na Chale Coz Oh Parti Nahi Dena Chaunda Si
Te Usne Piyo Ne Keya Ki Tusi Mainu Likh Dena “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Mein Samajh Javanga Ki Munda Hoya Hai

Par Delievery Wale Din Sante Di Biwi Ne Ek Badi Sunder Ji Kudi Nu Janam Ditta
Hun Sante Da Piyo Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Hun Sante Nu Kinj Dassa
Je Mein Likhya Ki “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Santa Samjhega Ki Munda Hoya Hai
Je Main Likhda Haan Ki “Watch Has Not Arrived” Te Santa Sochega Ki Koi Panga Ho Gaya Hai
Par Usda Piyo Bada Syana Si Te Oh Ek Soludion Kadd Ke Sante Nu Telegram Send Kar Denda Hai

Santa Nu Telegram Milda Hai Jisde Vichh Likhya Hunda Hai
“The Watch Has Arrived, But The Pendulum Is Missing”

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year

William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year
Ek Dhansu Sex Tip
Do Lunds Watching Movie
Bechari Maa, Sharam Se Pani Pani To Hona Hi Thha

William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year

Posted: 29 Sep 2014 09:21 AM PDT

William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year

Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Women,

Behind Every Awesome Man, There Is A Bitch Who Broke His Heart Once.

Must Read William Sexfear Jokes

» Kya Aap Motape Se Pareshaan Hai? - To Pesh Hai Wajan Kam Karne Ka Bahut Hi Asaan Tarika

Ek Dhansu Sex Tip

Posted: 29 Sep 2014 03:15 AM PDT

When Using A Condom Just Make It Open And Use One Spoon Degi Mirch In It,

It Will Provide More Excitement Because “Degi Mirch Ka Tadka, Ang-Ang Fadka!“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Do Lunds Watching Movie

Posted: 28 Sep 2014 09:12 PM PDT

Ek Din Do Lund Movie Dekhne Gaye..

Pehla Lund Dusre Se: “Yaar Darr Lagg Raha Hai Movie Kahin Sexy Na Ho”

Dusra Lund : “Kyun Bhai???”

Pehla Lund Bola: “Sale Kahi Saari Movie Khade Hokar Na Dekhni Pade…“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Bechari Maa, Sharam Se Pani Pani To Hona Hi Thha

Posted: 28 Sep 2014 03:09 PM PDT

Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya Thhi Aur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui.

Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai.

Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe”

Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham Ko Vo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi.

Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi

Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson & Hedges”

Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Thha: “King Size , Extra Long.”

Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways”

Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.”

Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Talaak Hone Ka Reason

Posted: 28 Sep 2014 09:04 AM PDT

Ek Baniye Ne Shaadi Ke Dusre Din Hi Biwi Ko Divorce De Diya.

Logo Ke Kaaran Puchne Pe Baniya Bola

Baniya: “Yaar Suhagrat Manane Ke Liye Jaise Hi Mene Uske Kapde Utare Uski Panty Pe Likha Thha, Ok Tested Ram Lal & Sons“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Paisa Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hota Dosto

Posted: 28 Sep 2014 03:00 AM PDT

Badi Murgi Aur Choti Murgi Mein Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi

Badi Murgi: “Mera Andaa To Rs 3.50 Mein Jaata Hai Tera To Sirf Rs 3.25 Mein”

Choti Murgi: “Chal-Chal Rehne De Yaar Chawanni Ke Liye Kaun Apni Gand Fadwaaye“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 08:55 PM PDT

Lady Plumber Se: “Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega”

Kamina Plumber Bola: “Bibi Ji Aapka Nada Khulne Ki Der Hai Pani To Abhi Nikal Dunga“

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Active Se Passive Mein Badlo

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 02:53 PM PDT

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Active Se Passive Mein Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?”

Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Wah Re Chodu Kutte
Hamare Sath Dokha Hua Hai?
Hiimat Akhir Hai Kis Mein?
Mere Yaar Ka Sharmaana

Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 08:46 AM PDT

Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi

Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya.

Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye”

Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya.

Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte Ko Kutti Ke Sath Chod Diya

Kisaan Ne Kutte Se Kaha: “Dekh Bete Hume Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai Tu Araam Se Apna Kaam Karna.”

Par Kutte Ne Ander Guste Hi Kutti Ki Chudai Shuru Kar Di

Kisaan Bada Khush Hua Dekh Kar. Dekhte Dekhte Usne Kutti Ko 2 Baar Chod Diya.

Fir Usne Gaayo Ki Chudai Shuru Kari. Saari Gaye Bhi Chod Di

Kisaan Ne Fir Kaha: “Bete Araam Kar Le. Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Tei Tabiyat Kharaab Ho Jayegi”

Kutta Fir Bhi Nahi Ruka Bhanis, Bakri, Suwar, Batakh Sab Ki Chudai Karte Karte Raat Ho Gayi.

Agle Din Subah Kisaan Utha To Usne Dekha, Kutta Ground Mein Chaaro Taang Uper Karke Pada Hua Thha

Uski Aankhein Bahar Aa Gayi Thhi Aur Jeebh Ladki Hui Thhi. Aur Ek Cheel Upar Madra Rahi Hai.

Kisaan Uske Paas Jaakar Bola: “Maine Kaha Tha Na Bete Control Kar. Meri Baat Maan Li Hoti To Aisa Nahi Hota. Jaan Gawani Pad Gayi Na”

Itne Mein Kutta Bola: “Shhhhhhhhh… Bhosndi Ke Door Ho Ja, Cheel Najdeek Aa Rahi Hai, Usko Bhi Chodna Hai“

Must Read Animal Jokes

Hamare Sath Dokha Hua Hai?

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 02:40 AM PDT

Mina Ki Saheli Tina Usse Kehti Hai.

Tina: “Yaar Ladkiyon Ko Hamesha Nazar Lag Jati Hai Par Ladko Ko Kisi Ki Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti”

Mina: “Aisa Kyun?”

Tina: “Bhagwan Ne Hamein Aisa Hi Paida Kiya Aur Ladkon Ko Nimboo Mirchi Baandh Ke Paida Kiya“

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Hiimat Akhir Hai Kis Mein?

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 08:35 PM PDT

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Ne Apne Ek Friend Ki Tariff Mein Ek Sher Arz Kiya.

Na To Himmat Aap Mein Hai, Aur Na Hi Aapki Haddi Mein,

Himmat To Usme Hai Jo Bina Haddi Ke Aapki Chaddi Mein.

Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab

Mere Yaar Ka Sharmaana

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 02:32 PM PDT

Ek To Yaar Tum Sharmaate Bahut Ho,

Agar Baat Kare Koi Tum Se To Itrate Bahut Ho,

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Gaand Maar Lu,

Par Suna Hai Ki Tum Chillate Bahut Ho.

Must Read Insult Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Sidhi Juban Mein Bolo Jo Chahiye

Sidhi Juban Mein Bolo Jo Chahiye
Types Of BRA
Police Wali Se Shadi, Na Baba Na
Oh My God, What The Hell is Going On

Sidhi Juban Mein Bolo Jo Chahiye

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 08:29 AM PDT

Ladka Romantic Mood Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Main Pyar Ki Unchai Aur Ishq Ki Gehrayi Ko Dekhna Aur Chuna Chahta Hoon”

Ladki Ne Sprite Pee Rakhi Thi Sidha Boli

Ladki: “Abe, Seedhi Tarah Kyun Nahi Bolta Ki Underwear Aur Braizer Utaar Do“

Must Read Friendship Jokes

Types Of BRA

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 02:25 AM PDT

Types Of BRA

Poisonous Bra – Cobra
Mathematical Bra – Algebra
Sunsign Bra – Libra
Magical Bra – Aabra Ka Dabra
Animal Bra – Zebra

Bhai Logo Apni Gk Ko Improve Karo, Hamesha Ek Hi BRA Ko Sochte Rahte Ho

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Police Wali Se Shadi, Na Baba Na

Posted: 25 Sep 2014 08:21 PM PDT

Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha

Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?”

Aadmi: “Ganta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 800 Rs Jurmana Thok Diya”

Dost Hairani Se: “Abe Kiss Cheez Ka?”

Aadmi: “100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Aur 400 Rs Bina Helmet Ke“

Must Read Suhagraat Jokes

Oh My God, What The Hell is Going On

Posted: 25 Sep 2014 02:17 PM PDT

A Kid Saw His Mother Messing With Make Up On Her Face And She Said: “Shit”

And Kid Asked To His Mother What Is “Shit?”

Then His Mother Answered: “It Is Second Word For Makeup.”

Then He Saw His Sister Talking On Phone About Condoms.

When Kid Asked Her: “What Is A Condom?”

Then Sister Replied: “It Is Second Word For Clothes”

After Few Minutes, Kid Saw His Father Was Cutting A Chicken.

When He Cuts His Finger & Said Fuck, Kid Asked: “What Is Fuck?”

Father Said To His Son: “It Is Second Word For Cutting”

Suddenly Door Bell Rang Kid Opened The Door And His Grandmother Came In & Asked Grandson: “Where Is Everyone?”

Then Kid Said Happily: “Mom Is Upstairs Putting Shit On Her Face, Sister Is Putting Condoms On & Daddy Is Fucking The Chicken“

Must Read English Jokes