Non Veg Jokes - Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Non Veg Jokes - Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha


Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Posted: 28 Jan 2015 07:57 AM PST

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?

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Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Posted: 28 Jan 2015 01:49 AM PST

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Woh Mota Sa, Jiske Aas-Paas Baal Hote Hai

Naram-Naram Sa Hota Hai

Aur Uper Ek Cover Bhi Hota Hai

Nahi … ? ? ? ? ?

Jooth Kyu Bolte Ho Yaar?

Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?

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Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Ki

Posted: 27 Jan 2015 07:46 PM PST

Ek Jaruri Soochna, Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Lund Ki:

Rang: Sanwala

Kad: 6 Inch

Mundi: Gol

Kohinoor Xtra-Time Condom Pahne Hue.

Agar Apko Mile To Apni Gaand Mein Le Lena.

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Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai

Posted: 27 Jan 2015 01:41 PM PST

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

Seth: “Agar Tum Mere Saath Sona Pasand Karogi To Mein Tumhe 5000 Rupye Dunga

Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi

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