Non Veg Jokes - Best Sex Ever

Non Veg Jokes - Best Sex Ever

Best Sex Ever

Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:36 AM PST

A Husband And Wife Were In The Bathroom Getting Ready For Work When The Husband Looked At His Wife And Said.

Husband: “I Gotta Have You!”

He Backed Her Up Against The Bathroom Door, Pulled Down Her Panties And Ravaged Her.

He Knew He Was Doing Great Because She Screamed And Wiggled More Than She Ever Had Before.

When He Finished, He Started Putting His Clothes Back On And When He Noticed His Wife Still Writhing Against The Door

He Said: “That Was The Best, Honey. You’ve Never Moved Like That Before, You Didn’t Hurt Yourself Did You?”

His Wife Replies: “No, No. I’ll Be Ok Once I Can Get The Doorknob Out Of My Ass.“

Must Read English Jokes

Double Meaning Baat Shayarana Andaz Mein

Posted: 31 Jan 2015 02:29 AM PST

Main Ne Aap Ki Leni Chahi, Magar Aap Ne Na Di, Raaye

Main Ne Aap Ko Apna Dena Chaha, Magar Aap Ne Na Liya, Sacha Pyaar

Aakhir Aap Ne Mera Dekh Hi Liya Na, Ghussa

Pehle Kehte The Ke Mujhe Tumhara Hi Pasand Hai, Andaaz

Lekin Ab Kehti Ho Ke Main Kisi Aur Ka Loon Gi, Sahara

Mera Khayaal Hai Ke Mera Ab Kaafi Lamba Ho Gaya Hai, Message

Ab Mujhe Aap Ki Chahiye, Ijaazat

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Arey Koi Is Aadmi Ko Bachao

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 08:25 PM PST

Ek Baar Santa Kisi Beach Par Gaya.

Wahaan Use Ek Nangi Ladki Leti Hui Dikhayi Di.

Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya.

Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola

Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Doctor Hairan, Nurse Pareshaan

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 08:15 PM PST

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Apne Room Mein Bulaya,

Jaisi Hi Nurse Andar Pahunchi Doctor Ne Hairani Se Use Dekh Ke Poocha

Doctor: “Nurse, Tumhare Boobs Shirt Ke Bahar Kyu Hai?”

Nurse: “Oh Shitt, Ye Medical Students Bhi Na Cheeze Istemal Karke Khuli Hi Chod Dete Hai.

Must Read Doctor Jokes

Santa Ka Samjhdar Beta

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 02:23 PM PST

Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya

Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai”

Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai”

Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi

Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola

Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa”

Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne

Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua

Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya

After 2 Days

Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai”

Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata”

Pappu: “Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Maine Aaj Do Kasmein Khayi Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Maine Aaj Do Kasmein Khayi Hai

Maine Aaj Do Kasmein Khayi Hai

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 08:19 AM PST

Maine Aaj Tang Aakar Do Kasmein Khayi Hai.

1) Ab Kisi Parai Ladki Par Nazar Nahi Dalunga.

2) Aaj Se Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko Paraai Nahi Samjhunga

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Choice Is Yours

Posted: 30 Jan 2015 02:14 AM PST

Ek Kale Husband Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Se Suni Gayi Miya Biwi Ki Baatein

Husband: “Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hun Par Bacha Ek Dum Sundar Hona Chahiye”

Biwi Samjhate Hue: “Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Bacha Ya To Sundar Hoga Ya Tumhara Hoga“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aaya

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 11:15 PM PST

Akhir Musibat Me Ek Dost Hi Dusre Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai..!!!

Sardiyo Ke Mausam Mein Teen Dost Ek Hi Rajai Mein Lipte Ek Bed Pe So Rahe The.

Beech Me Leta Hua Ladka Peeche Wale Ladke Se Bola: “Yaar Mujhe Kuch Zyada Hi Thand Lag Rahi Hai”

Peeche Wala Dost: “Abey Ek Kaam Kar, Agle Wale Ki Gand Mein Apna Lund Dal De”

Beech Wala: “Yaar Use Pata Chal Gya To?”

Peeche Wala: “Bhonsdi Ke Pichle Ek Ghante Se Mein Teri Gand Mein Lund Ghusede Baitha Hu Tujhe Pata Chala, Jo Use Pata Chalega?”

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Tere Niche Baal Kyu Nahi Hai

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 08:12 PM PST

Ek Din Ek Ladki Ghar Par Akeli Thhi

Usne Apni Ek Saheli Ko Ghar Par Bhula Liya

Raat Ko Dono Ka Mood Bana Ki Ikkathe Nahate Hai

Bathroom Mein Jab Dono Naha Rahi Thhi To Ek Ladki Ne Doosri Se Poocha

“Tere Niche Bal Kyu Nahi Hai”

Doosri Ladki Bolo: “Arrey Pagli, Traffic Wali Sadak Par Ghaans Nahi Ugati“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Hey Did You Change Your Sex?

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 02:10 PM PST

Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend Were Walking On A Road In Night.

Girl: “I Need To Piss” And Went Behind A Bush.

Boy Heard Her Knickers Drop And Feeling Kinky.

He Put His Hand Through The Bush And Between Her Legs He Felt Something Hanging.

He Asked Shocking: “Hey Did You Change Your Sex?”

She Replied: “No, I Changed My Mind, I Am Shitting“

Must Read Friendship Jokes
» Hum Log Pathano Par Jokes Padte Hai Ki Vo Bevkoof Hai - Par Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Pathano Ko Bevkoof Bana Asaan Kaam Nahi Hai
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Non Veg Jokes - Ek Dukhi Ashiq Ki Shayari

Non Veg Jokes - Ek Dukhi Ashiq Ki Shayari

Ek Dukhi Ashiq Ki Shayari

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 08:08 AM PST

Pyar Mein Dokha Khaye Ashiq Ki Shayari Apni Mehbooba Ke Liye

Ji Karta Hai Bade Se Pathar Pe I Miss You Likh Ke
Thok Du Us Pathar Ko Teri Gaand Mein Hathode Se

Fir Tujhe Pata Chale Ki Teri Yaadein Kitni Taklif Deti Hai

Sexdulla Hashmi

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Teacher Se Pyaar, Bacche Ka

Posted: 29 Jan 2015 02:06 AM PST

Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”

Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”

Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

What The Hell Are You Doing?

Posted: 28 Jan 2015 08:02 PM PST

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant.

Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?”

Pathan: “We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve“

Must Read Pathan Jokes

Jija Ji Ka Aadar Samman

Posted: 28 Jan 2015 02:00 PM PST

Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya

Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”

Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“

Must Read Insult Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Non Veg Jokes - Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Posted: 28 Jan 2015 07:57 AM PST

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Posted: 28 Jan 2015 01:49 AM PST

Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Woh Mota Sa, Jiske Aas-Paas Baal Hote Hai

Naram-Naram Sa Hota Hai

Aur Uper Ek Cover Bhi Hota Hai

Nahi … ? ? ? ? ?

Jooth Kyu Bolte Ho Yaar?

Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Ki

Posted: 27 Jan 2015 07:46 PM PST

Ek Jaruri Soochna, Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Lund Ki:

Rang: Sanwala

Kad: 6 Inch

Mundi: Gol

Kohinoor Xtra-Time Condom Pahne Hue.

Agar Apko Mile To Apni Gaand Mein Le Lena.

Must Read Hindi Jokes
» Kayi Bar Aksar Kahi Jate Hue Raat Mein Petrol Khatam Ho Jaata Hai - Ghabraye Nahi, Santa Ka Ye Idea Use Kare Aur Aram Se Manjil Pe Pahunche

Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai

Posted: 27 Jan 2015 01:41 PM PST

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

Seth: “Agar Tum Mere Saath Sona Pasand Karogi To Mein Tumhe 5000 Rupye Dunga”

Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi“

Must Read Hindi Jokes
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