Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ka Omelet

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ka Omelet

Santa Ka Omelet

Posted: 31 Oct 2014 12:08 PM PDT

Santa Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Omelet Khate Hai

Bazar Gaya Aur Jake Ek Anda Le Aya

Ghar Aake Omelet Banane Ke Liye Jaisi Hi Anda Toda To Anda Ander Se Khali Nikla

Santa Khundak Mein Bola: “Benchod Kamal Ho Gaya, Aaj Kal Ke Murge Bhi Lagta Hai Condom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

College Girl And Fees Wala

Posted: 31 Oct 2014 06:03 AM PDT

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi

Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”

Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”

Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Common In Wife And Mobile Phone:

Posted: 31 Oct 2014 12:02 AM PDT

Common In Wife And Mobile Phone:

  1. Dono Hi Dusro Ke Hi Achche Lagte Hai.
  2. Dono Hi Naye Achche Lagte Hai.
  3. Dono Ko Hi Raat Bhar Charge Karna Padta Hai.
Must Read Hindi Jokes

Bechare Mishra Ji

Posted: 30 Oct 2014 06:00 PM PDT

Ek Baar Mishra Ji Uski Beti Aur Wife Gaanv Mein Ek Shadi Pe Gaye

Aate Waqt Kisi Vajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi To Socha Kuch Der Paidal Chal Padte Hai Aage Koi Sawari Mill Jayegi

Dophar Ka Time Thha Lo Apne Gharo Mein Bethe Thhe, Teeno Ko Akela Aate Dekh Ke Kuch Gunde Aa Damke

Pahle Unhone Mishra Ji Ki Wife Ka Rape Kiya, Fir Uski Beti Ko Daba Ke Choda

Ab Un Gundo Ne Mishra Ji Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Usko Bhi Nagna Karke Thokne Lag Gaye

Unko Mishra Ji Ke Sath Esa Karte Dekh Kar, Mishra Ji Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli

Beti: “Maa Dekho Dekho, Daddy Ko Kitna Dard Ho Raha Hoga?”

Maa: “Kyuu?”

Beti: “Vo Gunde Ne Daddy Ke Piche Dala Aur Unke Aar Paar Ho Gaya, Hamari Baari To Esa Nahi Hua Thha“

Must Read Hindi Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Aurat Ne Reason To Kamaal Ka Diya Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Aurat Ne Reason To Kamaal Ka Diya Hai

Aurat Ne Reason To Kamaal Ka Diya Hai

Posted: 30 Oct 2014 11:56 AM PDT

Pati Apni Patni Ki Bra Khol Kar Left Boobs Ke Uppar Ek Batak Bana Kar Bola.

Pati: “Main Teen-Chaar Din Ke Liye Bahar Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Mujhe Aane Pe Ye Batak Nahi Dikhi To Teri Kher Nahi?”

Do Din Baad Patni Apne Boyfriend Ko Bula Leti Hai Aur Tasalli Bhaksh Chudvati Hai,

Par Is Thoka Thukayi Ke Chakkar Mein Batakh Mitt Jati Hai.

To Jaldbazi Mein Boy-Friend Ne Uske Right Boob Pe Batkah Bana Di.

Agle Din Uska Pati Ghar Vaapis Aata Hai Aur Aate Hi Uske Kapde Utaar Ke Boobs Check Karta Hai Aur Right Pe Batkah Ko Dekh Ke Gusse Se Bolta Hai

Pati: “Ye Right Pe Kaise Aa Gayi?”

Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Wo Main Naha Rahi Thi To Tairte-Tairte Left Se Right Mein Aa Gayi Hogi“

Must Read Husband Wife Jokes

Lund Ka Sawad

Posted: 30 Oct 2014 05:46 AM PDT

Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Pe Madhu Makhi Ne Kaat Liya.

Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Side Mein Bualaya Aur Boli

Biwi: “Doctor Sahab, Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Soojan Rehne Dena“

Must Read Doctor Jokes

Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka

Posted: 29 Oct 2014 11:43 PM PDT

Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
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Wah Beta

Gand Marwane Ka Kitna Shauq Hai Ke Tareeka Dhoond Rahe Ho?

Must Read Insult Jokes

Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl

Posted: 29 Oct 2014 05:41 PM PDT

Wife: “I Met A Doctor Today & He Says, I Have Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl.”

Husband: “Ohh And What Did He Say About 50 Years Old Ass Hole?”

Wife Smile And Replied: “Nothing, We Didn’t Talk About You“

Must Read Husband Wife Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Mera Beta Doctor Banega

Non Veg Jokes - Mera Beta Doctor Banega

Mera Beta Doctor Banega

Posted: 29 Oct 2014 11:38 AM PDT

Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Dudh Pilate Hue Boli: “Ale Ale Mera Beta Dood Pi Ke Doctor Banega”

Ek Bache Ki Class Mein Se Awaaz Ayi: “Madam Thora Dudh Hamein Bhi Pila Do Hum Chote Mote Compouder To Ban Hi Jayengay“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Mahangayi Par Ek Sher, Chodumal Ki Jubani

Posted: 29 Oct 2014 05:31 AM PDT

Aaj Kal Ki Mahngayi Ke Daur Par Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Sher Arz Kiya Hai

Hum To Tailor Ke Pas Silwane Jaya Karte Thhe Apni,

Par Aaj To Tailor Ne Hamari Hi Phaad Ke Rakh Di.

Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab

Each Other’s Private Parts

Posted: 28 Oct 2014 11:30 PM PDT

Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today’s Relationship.

You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts,

But…

But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooooooooooo Private?

Must Read William Sexfear Jokes

Single Word To Express Many Feelings

Posted: 28 Oct 2014 05:24 PM PDT

Fuck Is The Only Word Which Can Be Used To Express Many Feelings

Revenge – Fuck You

Request – Plz Fuck Off.

Failure – I Am Fucked.

Anxiety – What The Fuck Is Happening

Must Read English Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Santa Aur Tasty Samosa

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Aur Tasty Samosa

Santa Aur Tasty Samosa

Posted: 28 Oct 2014 11:19 AM PDT

Santa Road Par Chalte Hue Kuch, Gira Dekh Kar Ruka, Aur Utha Kar Mauh Me Daala.

Phir Thoda Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Behan Ka Loude, Harami Log Tatti Bhi Ese Karte Hai, Mano Samosa Pada Ho.“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Kash Aisi Mast Bhabhi Hume Bhi Mile

Posted: 28 Oct 2014 05:07 AM PDT

Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.

Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.

Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.

Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”

Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”

Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.

Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”

Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”

Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”

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Ab Bechari Babhi Ji Ke Dil Pe Kya Beeti Hogi, Ye Main Aap Logo Se Comments Aur Main Ke Reply Mein Jan Na Chahunga

Must Read Hindi Jokes

A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 11:04 PM PDT

A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover,

After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend

I Want Her Back ……….

And Her Front Too …!

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 05:01 PM PDT

William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions

Average Marital Life – 30 Yrs

Cost:

Marriage Expenses – Rs. 2,00,000
Monthly Expense – Rs.15,000
Wife's Monthly Maintenance – Rs. 3,000

Returns:

Sex First 5 Yrs – Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 Yrs  – Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 Yrs  – Once In 15 Days.
Next 10 Yrs – Once In A Month.

Meaning:
1400 Times Sex In 30 Yrs 4 An Estimated Expenditure Of 66,80,000 + 2,00,000

Spent On Wedding @ 7% For 30 Years As Per Current Fd Interest Rate 29,84,890 = 99,64,890

Calculations:
A Man Spends Rs.7120 For Each Time He Has Sex With His Wife.

Conclusion:
Call Girls are Cheaper!

Must Read William Sexfear Jokes
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Non Veg Jokes - Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Non Veg Jokes - Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 10:55 AM PDT

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Answer: Dhobi, Woh Kisi Ke Bhi Ghar Jake Bol Sakta Hai

“Sahab, Mamsab Ko Bolo Ki Kapde Nikaal Ke Rakhe, Main Abhi Aakar Leta Hoon“

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Raunak To Bani Rahti Hai Na

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:44 AM PDT

Hamara Dost Anuj Roz Apna Lun Khada Karne Ki Ek Goli Khata Tha,

Ek Din Mausam Ne Us Se Pucha: “Abe Na Teri Biwi Hai Na Girlfreind, To Phir Viagra Goli Kyo Khata Hai?”

Anuj: “Bas Yun Hi Yaar, Underwear Mein Ronak Bani Rehti Hai“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Yeh Tharki Jawani Meri

Posted: 26 Oct 2014 10:43 PM PDT

Yakeen Nahi Kar Paati Hoon, Tumne Bhi Mujhko Yaad Kiya
Aur Main Hoon Aisi Pagli, Teri Khatir Sabkuch Bhula Diya

Jab Chanda Muskaata Thha, Mast Hawa Jab Behti Thhi
Yaad Tumhari Aate Hi, Gudgudi Choot Mein Hoti Thhi

Rimjhim-Rimjhim Barkha Mein, Jab Bilkul Tanha Main Hoti
Takiye Pe Sar Ko Rakh Karke, Tere Lund Ki Yaad Mein Thhi Roti

Soch Ke Dil Bhar Aata Hai, Sang Hote To Kya Ho Sakta Thha
Main Har Pal Chooma Karti Tumko, Har Lamha Mera Ho Sakta Thha

Ab Jab Tum Aa Jaoge, Chun Lenge Hum Phir Se Kadiyan
Choomungi Hur Pal Lund Ko, Madhur Banayenge Ghadiyan

Ek Saal Se Tanhaa Hoon, Milne Par Aankhen Bhar Aayengi
Tere Badan Ko Chhoote Hi, Choot Meri Beh Jaayegi

Main Haath Tumhare Baandhoongi, Phir Lund Ko Jee Bhar Choosoongi
Ro-Rokar Kahoge Chodo Dimple, Main Ghanton Tak Bas Choosoongi

Jab Lund Tumhara Royega, Phir Choosoongi Main Nipple
Tab Jaake Samjhoge Tum, Ik Baras Rahi Kaise Dimple

Phir Tum Maafi Maangoge, Main Phir Bhi Roothoongi Tumse
Tum Kaan Ko Haath Lagaoge, Chato Meri, Phir Kahoongi Tumse

Tum Choot Mein Jeebh Ghusaoge, Mere Shikwe Beh Jaayenge
Jaanghon Mein Tumhe Dabate Hi, Faasle Sab Mit Jaayenge

Mammo Ko Sahlate Hee, Gaand Pe Haath Firaate Hee
Jab Lund Choot Mein Jaayega, Mit Jaayenge Sab Gile Mere,

Phir, Dil Se Dil Mil Jaayega, Kabhi Main Upar Aa Jaungi,
Kabhi Mujhe Bana Lena Ghodi Hum Tum Ik Dooje Ko Chodenge,

Lakhon Mein Ek, Humaari Jodi, Mohan Mujhe Bana Lo Apna,
Koi Naheen Hai Tum Jaisa, Har Pal Royi Hoon Main Tum Bin.

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?

Posted: 26 Oct 2014 04:41 PM PDT

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya

Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua

Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.

Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab
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