Non Veg Jokes - Aaj To Kismat Ne Bacha Hi Liya

Non Veg Jokes - Aaj To Kismat Ne Bacha Hi Liya

Aaj To Kismat Ne Bacha Hi Liya

Posted: 01 Feb 2015 08:58 AM PST

Ek Vayapari Ke Uper Adalat Mein Blaatkaar Ka Mukadma Chal Raha Tha.

Judge: “Blaatkaar Kis Din Hua?”

Vakeel: “31 March Ko”

Judge: “Mujrim Ko Ba-Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata Hai, March End Ki Tension Mein Lund Khada Hi Nahi Ho Sakta“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Pade Likhe Nahi Samjhdar Bano

Posted: 01 Feb 2015 02:48 AM PST

Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha,

Sath Mein Ek Angrej Baitha Hua Thha. Pappu Ne Us Se Time Pucha,

Angrej: “Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon”

Pappu: “Hello, Main Engineer Hoon”

Angrej: “Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?”

Pappu: “Bilkul”

Angrej: “Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?”

Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya.

Angrej: “Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante”

Pappu: “Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pahle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do”

Angrej: “Hmmm, Puchho”

Pappu: “Mandir Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai Aur Church Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai. To Phir Church Ka Ghanta Mandir Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?”

Angrej kuch der soch kar bola: “Pata nahi, Main Nahi Jaanta”

Pappu uska majaak udate hue bola: “Abe Ja Sale, Pata Tujhe Ghante Ka Bhi Nahi Hai Aur Baatein Nuclear Power Ki Karta Hai“

Must Read Pappu Jokes

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:46 PM PST

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati

Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra”
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink

Santa: “Can I Call A Friend?“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Girl-Friend Vohi Hoti Hai

Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:15 PM PST

According To Swami Lunnacharya Ji.

Takleef Vo Jo Tadpa De,

Teacher Vo Jo Saza De,

Mohobbat Vo Jo Wafa De,

Aur

Girl-Friend Vo Jo Tange Utha Ke De.

Must Read Swami Lunnacharya Jokes

Penis Is The Greatest Breakfast

Posted: 31 Jan 2015 02:42 PM PST

Advice From Nutritionist:

Penis Is The Greatest Breakfast.

Because

It Has A Mushroom Head,

Two Eggs And Cream,

Which Provide All The Nutrients,

To Make Women Healthy.

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