Posted: 17 Jan 2015 11:25 AM PST

School Mein Teacher Apne Student Ko Kisi Galti Par Dant Raha Thha

“Jab Mein Soft Hun To Bahut Soft Hun Par Jab Mein Hard Hota To Hadd Se Jyada Hard Ho Jata Hun”

Johnny: “Master Ji Aap To Bilkul Mere Lund Jese Ho“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Rape Karte Waqt Murgi Kya Bolti Hai?

Posted: 17 Jan 2015 05:23 AM PST

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pinky Ek Din Pappu Se Puchti Hai

Pinky: “Jab Ek Murgha Murghi Ka Rape Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai To Murghi Kya Kehti Hai?”

Pappu: “Fuck Fuck Fuckak Fuckaakakakak“

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

» Log Kahte Hai Aajkal Balai Ka Zamana Nahi Hai - Par Aakhir Kyu, Janiye Is Chote Se Bachhe Se

Posted: 16 Jan 2015 11:21 PM PST

A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi”

Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Bachha Hi To Hai?

Posted: 16 Jan 2015 05:18 PM PST

Pappu Jab 12 Saal Ka Tha To Unke Ghar Ek Newly Wedded Couple Rent Par Rehane Aaya,

Pati Fauj Mein Tha Aur Patni Bohat Hi Sexy Thi, Kuch Din Baad Husband Border Par Chala Gaya Aur Patni Akeli Reh Gayi,

Pappu Sochne Laga: “Kash Iski Mill Jaye To Mazza Aa Jaye….”

Ek Din Pappu Ki Mummy Ne Kaha: “Beta Packing Karlo Hum Sab Mamaji Ke Ghar Rehane Ja Rahe Hai”

Pappu Ke Tharki Dimag Ne Kaam Kiya Aur Bola: “Nahi Mummy Mujhe Nahi Jana Wahan Mera Dil Nahi Lagta”

Mummy: “To Beta Tu Yahaan Akela Kaisa Rahega?”

Pappu: “Mummy Main Auntie Ke Sath Reh Lunga Jo Humare Rent Par Aayi Hai”

Mummy: “Nahi Beta, Wo Tumhe Kyun Rakhegi Apne Pass”

Pappu: “Mummy Aap Bas Unse Ek Baar Puch Lo Agar Mana Kar Diya To Main Fir Chal Lunga Aapke Sath”

Mummy Ne Auntie Se Pucha: “Behenji, Main Mayke Ja Rahi Hoon Aur Mera Bacha Na Jane Ki Zid Kar Raha Hai, Kya Aap Uska Dhyaan Rakh Lengi?”

Auntie: “Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai”

Maa Baap Chale Gaye Aur Pappu Aunti Ke Pass Ruk Gaya

Raat Ko Pappu Bola: “Auntie Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai, Kya Main Aapke Sath Bed Par So Jaun”

Auntie Ne Socha Baccha Hi To Hai Aur Boli: “Koi Baat Nahi So Jao”

Phir Pappu Aunti Ki Nighty Upar Karke Dhuni (Navel) Par Ungli Ferne Lagta Hai Aur Kahta Hai.

Pappu: “Main Mummy Ke Sath Bhi Aise Hi Sota Hoon”

Auntie Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Phir Pappu Dheere Dheere Niche Hath Le Jata Hai,

Aur Auntie Phir Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Agle Din Subha Auntie Pappu Se Boli,

Auntie: “Pappu, Jise Aap Kal Raat Dhuni (Navel) Samajh Rahe The Wo Dhuni Nahi Kuch Aur Tha”

Pappu Bola: “Aur Auntie, Jisse Aap Ungli Samajh Rahe The Wo Ungli Nahi Kuch Aur Hi Tha“

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Jab Mein Soft Hun To Bahut Soft Hun