Posted: 13 Jan 2015 10:29 AM PST

After An Excitingly Hot 69 Position With His Girlfriend, Jerry Remembered He Had A Dentist Appointment.

He Was Afraid That The Dentist Would Smell Pussy On His Breath So He Brushed His Teeth 7 Times,

Used Dental Floss 8 Times & On Top Of That Gargled 1 Liter Of Listerine.

As He Arrived At The Dentist He Sucked Two Strong Minutes. His Turn Came Up & The Dentist Told Him To Take A Seat.

Feeling Confident & Relaxed, Jerry Opened His Mouth Wide.

The Dentist Got Close Enough & Said: “Man, Did You Have 69 Before You Came Here?”

Jerry Asked: “Why? Does My Breath Smell Like Pussy?”

The Dentist Replied: “No, Your Forehead Smells Like Shit.“

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