Posted: 16 Jan 2015 11:15 AM PST

Dosto Kayi Baar Esa Ho Jata Hai Ki Choti Choti Bedhayani Mein Muh Se Nikli Baatein Bahut Bada Double Meaning Matlab Bana Deti Hai.

Esa Hi Ek Case Hamare School Friend Raj Ke Sath Hua, Jab Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Leke 1st Time Date Pe Gaya.

Bus Hume Hi Pata Hai Fir Us Bechare Ko Apni Girlfriend Ko Manane Mein 2 Din Lage Aur Kaisi Usko Samjhaya.

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Raj Aur Uski Nayi Nayi Bani Girlfriend Restrauent Mein Gaye Aur Khane Ki Table Pe Beth Gaye.

Sathi Wali Table Par Ek Shadi Shuda Couple Betha Tha, Uski Wife Ne Murge Ki Taang Utha Ke Pati Ki Plate Mein Rakh Di.

Ye Dekh Kar Apna Raj Bina Soche Samjhe Girlfriend Ko Bola.

Raj: “Kaash Meri Bhi Shadi Hui Hoti To Meri Biwi Bhi Mujhe Taange Utha Utha Ke Deti“

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Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

Posted: 16 Jan 2015 05:05 AM PST

Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,

Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,

Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.

Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?“

Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao“

Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai“

Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale“

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Santa ki Chudayi Ya Rulayi

Posted: 15 Jan 2015 11:04 PM PST

Santa Ki Wife Ne Ek Din Mood Mein Aake Santa Ko Bol

Wife: “Janu Aaj Kuch Esa Sex Karo Ki Meri Chikh Chikh Ke Jaan Nikal Jaye”

Apna Santa Bhi Sayana Tha Usne Condom Pe Mirchi Powder Laga Ke Chudayi Start Kar Di.

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Birbal Se Panga Leke Fass Gaya Bechara

Posted: 15 Jan 2015 05:00 PM PST

Akbar Ne Nayi Nayi Shadi Kari Aur Jo Uski Begaum Aayi Thi Vo Bahut Hi Haseen Thi Aur Uske Boobs Bade Hi Mote Mote And Mast Thhe.

Taansen, Akbar Ka Sangeetkar Ka Dil Unhe Muh Mein Lene Ka Hua. Par Koi Tarkeeb Dimag Mein Na Aayi

To Jaisa Sab Jante Hai Ki Birbal Ka Dimag Bahut Tez Tha, Har Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Leta Tha, Tansen Uske Pas Gaya Aur Bola.

Tansen: “Yaar Birbal, Nayi Begum Sahiba Badi Mast Hai Koi Jugaad Kar Na Jis Se Uske Boobs Choos Saku”

Birbal Ne Jawab Diya: “Dekh Bhai, Main Salahkaar Sirf Badshah Ka Hun, Aur Kisi Ko Main Free Mein Koi Salah Mashvara Nahi Deta, Bina Paiso Ke Teri Koi Madad Nahi Karunga”

Taansen Ne Kuch Pal Socha Aur Bol Diya Ki Vo Ye Kaam Karvaye Main Usko Sone Ki Asharfiya De Dunga.

Raat Ko Birbal Taansen Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Tera Kaam Ho Gaya Hai, Maine Begum Ki Bra Mein Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Hai”

Tansen Bola: “Arey Par Us Se Kya Hoga?”

Birbal: “Kal Subha Badshah Jab Ye Problem Mere Ko Batayega To Main Bol Dunga Ki Taansen Ke Muh Mein Jaadu Hai, Shareer Mein Kahi Bhi Khujli Ho Rahi Ho Aur Tansen Usko Choose To Khujli Theek Ho Jaati Hai”

Idea Sun Kar Tansen Bada Khush Hua, Aur Agle Din Hua Bhi Aisa, Taansen Ne Zam Kar Begum Sahiba Ke Boobs Choose Aur Maje Liye

Agle Din Jab Birbal Paise Lene Aaya To Taansen Bola: “Ghanta Lele Mera, Itna Chota Sa Kaam Kiya Aur Uske Badle Mein Itne Paise Mang Raha Hai, Ye Toh Main Bhi Kar Sakta Tha Bina Tumhari Madad Ke.”

Birbal Ye Sunkar Muskuraya Aur Bola: “Taansen Beta, Main Janta Tha Ki Tu Aisa Haramipana Dikhayega, Isliye Kal Raat Ko Maine Akbar Ke Kachhe Mein Bhi Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Tha.“

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