Non Veg Jokes - Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Non Veg Jokes - Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?


Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Posted: 15 Jan 2015 10:59 AM PST

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Jab Tum Akele Bethe Ho Aur Ladkiyo Ke Group Ko Dekh Rahe Ho

Aur Tumhare Aas Paas Koi Na Ho Ye Kahne Wala

Bhenchod Mammay Dekh

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Agar Baat Sach Lage To Aaj Se Wada Karo Ki Apne Kisi Bhi Harami Dost Ko Door Nahi Jane Doge

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Biwi Ko Saza Dene Ka Ultimate Tarika

Posted: 15 Jan 2015 04:58 AM PST

Santa Banta Se Ek Din Dukhi Mann Se Bola

Santa: “Yaar Meri Ek Problem Hai, Meri Biwi Mere Neeche Ke Baal Khinchti Rahti Hai.

Banta: “Agar Tu Kahe To Main Tujhe Ek Idea Du, Jisse Woh Tere Baal Kabhi Nahi Khinchegi

Santa: “Woh Kya? Jaldi Bata Bhai

Banta: “Jis Din Woh Tere Baal Kheeche.. Us Din Uski 2 Baar Age Se, 2 Baar Peeche Se, 2 Baar Khada Karke Achi Tarah Chudayi Kar.

Santa: “Oye Tune Ye Saja Meri Biwi Ke Liye Batai Hai Ya Mere Liye?

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Beta, Maa Aur AIDS

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 10:55 PM PST

Ek Bande Ko America Gaye Hue Kafi Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Achanak Ek Din Apne Ghar Fon Karta Hai Aur Maa Se Bolta Hai

Beta: “Maa, Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya Hai Aur Main Wapis India Apne Gaanv Aa Raha Hun

Maa: “Arey Beta Tu Wapis Mat Aayiyo Nahi To Sare Gaanv Ka Beda Gark Ho Jayega

Beta Hairani Se: “Maa, Wo Kaisi?

Maa: “Beta Jab Tu Vapis Aayega To Apni Biwi Se Sex Karega, Aur Teri Biwi Ko AIDS Ho Jayega, Us Se Tere Bhai Ko, Tere Bhai Se Hamari Naukrani Ko, Naukrani Se Tere Baap Ko Aur Tere Baap Se Mujhe, Aur Beta Agar Mujhe Aids Ho Gaya To Samajh Le Pure Gaanv Ko AIDS Ho Jayega

Ab Sare Gaanv Ko Tu Hi Bacha Sakta Hai

Must Read AIDS Jokes

If Mini Skirt Goes Any More Shorter

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 04:52 PM PST

If Mini Skirt Goes Any More Shorter

Then

Girls Will Have, Two More Lips To Color,

Two More Cheeks To2 Powder &

Little More Hair To Comb

Must Read English Jokes
» Jo Log Apni Biwi Se Tang Aakar Unse Pichha Chudvana Chahte Hai. - Vo Ye Ek Asaan Sa Tarika Use Kare

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