Posted: 10 Jan 2015 09:45 AM PST

Dosto Main Shayar To Nahi Par Fir Bhi Koshish Ki Hai Ek Choti Si Ghazal Likhne Ki

Umeed Karta Hun Aap Logo Ko Meri Ye Choti Si Ki Gayi Koshish Pasand Aayegi.

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Ruthi Hai Wo Thoda Sa Intezar Karunga To Aa Hi Jayegi,

Ziddi Hai Wo Thoda Sa Manaunga To Vo Maan Hi Jayegi,

Mana Ki Bahut Dukh Deti Hai Vo, Par Akhir Aa Hi Jayegi,

Takleef Hogi Kuch Pal, Par Fir Chain Ki Sans Aa Hi Jayegi,

Kitna Intezar Kiya Mene Uska, Ab To Shayad Aa Hi Jayegi,

Haath Jod Ke Bahut Dua Ki, Ab To Dua Kabool Ho Hi Jayegi,

Aa Hi Gayi Akhir Vo Aur Mere Dil Ko Thand Pahuncha Hi Gayi,

Dosto Girlfriend Na Samajh Lena Use, Potty Mujhe Aa Hi Gayi.

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Ab Aap Soch Rahe Honge Ki Mene Esi Ghatiya Pakau Ghazal Kyu Likhi?

To Yaro Itna Kahna Chahunga Ki Jis Tan Laage So Tan Jaane Wali Bat Hai.

Aur Ye Ghalaz Maine Sach Mein Uske Intezar Mein Dil Se Likhi Hai Heheheh

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Un Raaho Pe Ab Hamara Kya Kaam

Posted: 10 Jan 2015 03:41 AM PST

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ko Dekh Kar Sher Arz Kiya

Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte Thhe,

Yad Din Raat Pagalo Ki Tarha Kiya Karte Thhe,

Ab Un Raho Se B Guzra Nhi Jata, Aye Chodumal,

Jahan Beth Unki Bra Mein Hath Dala Karte Thhe.

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Jesse Jackson Death, Hell And Decision

Posted: 09 Jan 2015 09:39 PM PST

One day in future, Jesse Jackson dies from a Heart Attack

He immediately goes to hell and meet the Devil. “I don’t know what to do here,” Devil says. “You are on my list, but I have no room free for you. You definitely have to stay in the hell, I’ve few folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.”

Jesse thought that sounded pretty cool, so the devil opened the the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large swimming pool. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

“No,” Jesse said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer at all, and I don’t think I could do that for all day.”

The devil led him to the 2nd Room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room with full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

“No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I break rocks all the day,”commented Jesse.

The devil opened the third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, and doing what she does best. Jesse looked at the scene and finally said, “OH Yeah, I can handle this.”

The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . . .

“OK, Monica, now you’re free to go.“

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Maa Baap Aur Bhai Behan

Posted: 09 Jan 2015 03:35 PM PST

Ek Party Mein Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai “Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?”

Ladki: “Six”

Ladka: “Kyu, Maa Baap Ko Koi Aur Kaam Nahi Thha Kya”

Ladki: “What About You?”

Ladka: “Only One”

Ladki: “Kyu Baap Ki Ga.and Mein Dum Nahi Thha Kya“

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