Posted: 12 Jan 2015 10:11 AM PST

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar,

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko,

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapke Boobs Dekh Kar!

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India’s Most Versatile Sound, Bhenchod

Posted: 12 Jan 2015 04:06 AM PST

India’s Most Versatile Sound Bhenchod In Eight Different Moods

Anger: “Oye Bhenchod”

Frustration: “Sab Chutiye Hai Bhenchod”

Acceptance: “Sahi Hai Bhenchod”

Rejection: “Gand Mara Bhenchod”

Fear: “Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod”

Sorrow: “Bhenchod Maa Behen Ek Ho Gayi”

Shock: “Bhenchod Baaaaaag Be”

And Last One Celebration: “Pio Bhenchod“

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» Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile - Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye, Par Kya?

Posted: 11 Jan 2015 10:03 PM PST

Recharge Your Penis For Rs. 575 & Get 1 Year Validity With 125 Condoms.

Fuck All Local Girls @ 50p/min & Foreign Girls @ Rs7/min.

Also Get 300 Local Kisses Free. Laudafone

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Sach Bulvane Wala Meter

Posted: 11 Jan 2015 03:59 PM PST

Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue Kaha

Pati: “Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar Chudvaya Hai?”

Patni: “Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi”

Pati: “Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu?”

Patni: “Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se Chudva Liya Thha”

Pati: “Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya?”

Patni: “Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya”

Pati: “Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun”

Patni Gusse Mein Aakar: “Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter, Jitni Baat Mene Chudvaya Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number Nahi Honge“

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