Non Veg Jokes - Different Route

Non Veg Jokes - Different Route


Different Route

Posted: 20 Aug 2014 11:03 AM PDT

Two Sperms Talking On Mobile,

1st: “I Am Between Fallopian Tube & Uterus, Are You Close By?

2nd: “No Dude, I Am On A Different Route, Just Crossed The Tonsils

Must Read English Jokes

Sasta Trika Pregnency Rokne Ka?

Posted: 20 Aug 2014 04:57 AM PDT

Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai

Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?

Doctor: “Condom Lo

Santa: “Mahanga Hai

Doctor: “Mala Di Lo

Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai

Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo

Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai

Doctor Gusse Se: “To Chodna Band Kar De Bhosdi Ke

Santa: “Ye Tarika To Paanch (5) Saal Se Try Kar Raha Hoon Phir Bhi Meri Biwi Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Sali

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Which Line Is Used Very Often?

Posted: 19 Aug 2014 10:56 PM PDT

Which Line Is Used Very Often When We Are With Friends,

Sss Hhh.. Bhosdi Ke, Koi Gaali Nahi Dega Ghar Se Phone Hai.

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

7 Faayde Wali Sabzi

Posted: 19 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Larki Sabzi Wale Se: “Mujhe Koi Aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Faayde Ho”

Sabzi Wala: “Ye Lo Madam Gajar”

  • Pasand Aaye To Aloo Matar Ke Saath Paka Lena, Ya
  • Juice Bana Ke Pe Sakti Ho, Nahi To
  • Salad Bana Sakti Ho, Warna
  • Gajrela Bana Lena, Ye Bhi Nahi To
  • Chinese Noodles Mein Daal Lena, Vo Bhi Dil Na Kare To
  • Murabba Bana Sakte Ho, Ye Sab Na To
  • Achaar Bana Lena !!

Na Bacha Na Jo Tu Dhoond Raha Hai Wo Nahi Milega, Aaj Mera Veg Mood Hai

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost

Posted: 19 Aug 2014 04:56 PM PDT

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha

Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Ese Bahar Khade Rahenge

Must Read Friendship Jokes

1 comment:

  1. Sardaro pe jokesmt bnao ok...Santa Banta kon thee ye jante bhi ho ya Lund ki tarah muh uthake jokes likhne lgte ho....Hum sardaR log na kisi hindu pe or na hi musalman pe jokes bhi nhi bnate or inka mazak bhi nhi udate...fir kyu tum log SardaR ke Lund pe chdhte ho???Ager aaj hindu dharam hai to sirf or sirf sardaro ki wajah se warna aaj bhi tum logon ki behan or betiya mughlon se chud rhi hoti.....Sardaro ka ehsan to tum log kya manoge bhosdike mazak udate ho

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