Posted: 19 Aug 2014 10:54 AM PDT

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari

Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”

Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”

Police Wala: “Fir?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Couple On Bed After Marrige

Posted: 19 Aug 2014 04:47 AM PDT

After Marriage Couple On Bed

She Feels His Hand Rubbing Her Shoulder.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.”

He Stops.

She: “Why Did U Stop?”

He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!“

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

I Am Black, You Are White. Why?

Posted: 18 Aug 2014 10:40 PM PDT

Boy: Mommy, Why Iam Black & Ur White?

Mom: “Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful To God That You Are Not Barking..!!”

Must Read Questions Answers Jokes

Gazab Ka Sher

Posted: 18 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ka Mehfil Mein Arz Ek Sher, Jiska Matlab Kuch Aur Hi Banta Hai Real Life Mein

Wo Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi.

Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye To Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon.

– Real Meaning Behind The Lines –

Jab Lund Khada Tha Tab To Tu Aayi Nahi

Ab Tu Apni Maa Chuda Maine Muth Mar Li Hai

Must Read Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab

Gali Dene Se Kya Milta Hai?

Posted: 18 Aug 2014 04:37 PM PDT

Teacher Ne Ek Student Ko Dante Hue Bola

Teacher: “Tum Itni Galiyan Kyun Dete Ho? Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Nahi Milta”

Student: “Sir, Gali Dene Se Encouragement Milti Hai”

Teacher: “Ganta Mera“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

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