Posted: 10 Aug 2014 08:33 AM PDT

Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur Thakur Sahab Se Bola

Ramu: “Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Li”

Thakur: “To Main Kya Karun?”

Ramu: “Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?“

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3 Idiot Sher – Hole Is Well

Posted: 10 Aug 2014 02:21 AM PDT

Jab Wife Ho Out Of Control,

Panty Tu Uski Khol,

Chum Ke Tu Uska Hole,

Daal De Tu Apna Pole.

Land Ghusa,Chuchi Daba,

Gand Marke Bol “Hole Is Well“

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Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej

Posted: 09 Aug 2014 08:17 PM PDT

Ek Shehar Ka Ladka Pehli Baar Apni Sasural Mein Gaya

Vahan Jaakar Apne Sale Se Pucha: “Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej Hai Kya?”

Saala Bola: “Nahi, Ek Thi Par Wo Aap Le Gaye.”

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This Is Called True Insult

Posted: 09 Aug 2014 02:12 PM PDT

A Family Is At The Dinner Table. The Son Asks His Father, “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobies Are There?”

The Father, Surprised, Answers: “Well, Son, There’s Three Kinds Of Breasts.”

“In Her Twenties, A Women’s Breasts Are Like Melons, Round And Firm.”

“In Her Thirties To Forties, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit.”

“After Fifty, They Are Like Onions.”

“Onions?“, Son Surprised

“Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry.”

This Infuriated His Wife And Daughter So The Daughter Said: “Mum, How Many Kinds Of ‘Willies‘ Are There?”

The Mother, Surprised, Smiles And Answers: “Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases.”

“In His Twenties, His Willy Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard.”

“In His Thirties And Forties, It Is A Birch, Flexible But Reliable.”

“After His Fifties, It Is Like A Christmas Tree.”

“A Christmas Tree?“, Daughter Asked

“Yes, Dead From The Root Up And The Balls Are For Decoration Only.“

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