Posted: 08 Aug 2014 07:53 AM PDT

Ek Din Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Apne Chekup Ke Liye Gayi

Dr: “Zor Se Saans Lo, Aur Zor Se Thoda Aur Tezi Se Sans Lo”

Tabhi Ek Awaj Aayi “Kattak”

Dr: “Oh Aapki Haddi Mein Fracture Hai”

Lady Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Haddi Thik Hai Meri Bra Ka Hukk Toot Gaya Hai”

Must Read Women Jokes

Matlabi Lund Pe Kavita

Posted: 08 Aug 2014 01:46 AM PDT

So Raha Tha Ek Rooz Lund,
Rakh Ke Tattoon Par Apna Sir,

Ke Pass Se Huwa Choot Ka Guzar
Lund Ne Dekha Use Utha Kar Sir,

Lund Ne Poocha Ja Rahi Hai Kidhar?
Agar Waqt Ho To Jara Aa Na Idhar

Choot Ne Kaha Aji Mujhey Maaf Kijiyey
Pahle Jo Kuch Muh Se Tapak Raha Hay.
Woh To Saaf Kijiyey

Lund Ne Jo Yeh Suna To Woh Gya Bigad
Phir Jo Kuch Na Hona Tha Woh Ho Gya Udhar

Jab Jo Kuch Na Hona Tha Woh Gya Ho
Lund Ne Rakha Tattoon Per Apna Sir
Aur Phir Chain Ki Neend Se Gya So

Choot Yeh Boli Lund Se Chud Janey Ke Baad
Janab Baat Hi Naheen Kartey,
Apna Matlab Nikal Janey Ke Baad.

Must Read Shayari

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Man Jao

Posted: 07 Aug 2014 07:44 PM PDT

Katra-Katra Samandar Ban Jayega,

Dekhte-Dekhte 2013 Aa Jayega,

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Mujh Se Marva Lo Apni,

Agle Saal Mera Thoda Aur Bada Ho Jayega.

Must Read Insult Jokes

Girlfriend Ki Feelings Jagao

Posted: 07 Aug 2014 01:43 PM PDT

Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,

Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,

Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,

Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Lady Ki Haddi Mein Fracture And Doctor