Non Veg Jokes - Baba Ramdev Ji Aur Unke Students

Non Veg Jokes - Baba Ramdev Ji Aur Unke Students


Baba Ramdev Ji Aur Unke Students

Posted: 13 Aug 2014 09:25 AM PDT

Ek Din Baba Ramdev Jadi Bootiyaan Kutt Raha Thha Aur Sath Mein Samne Bethe Kuch Students Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Apne Se Badi Umer Ki Aurat Ko Hamesha Maa Samjho, Apne Barabar Ki Umar Wali Ko Behan, Aur Apni Se Chott Ladki Ko Beti.

“Ek Harami Students Unko Bola: “Baba Ji To Aap Ek Kaam Karo Hamara Lund Apne Pass Rakh Hi Lo Jadi-Bhutti Kutne Ke Kaam Aayega !!!!”

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Define Breast?

Posted: 13 Aug 2014 03:19 AM PDT

Define Breast?

B – Beautiful
R – Round Shaped
E – Equipment
A – Amazingly
S – Soft With
T – Tasty Milk……

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Eent Ka Jawab Pathar Se Diya

Posted: 12 Aug 2014 09:16 PM PDT

Ek Baar Ek Amir Aadmi Apni Biwi Ko Five Star Hotel Mein Khana Khilane Le Jata Hai,

Order Dene Ke Kafi Der Baad Bhi Jab Khana Nahi Aaya To Tang Aakar Usne Waiter Ko Jaldi Khana Lane Ko Bola.

Waiter Abhi Leke Aata Hun Kah Kar Chala Jata Hai Par Phir Aadha Ganta Gujar Jata Hai

Ab Aadmi Tang Aakar Utha Aur Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Kisi Aur Hotel Mein Khana Khane Le Jane Laga.

Tabi Waiter Bill Lekar Aaya Aur Bola: “Sir Aapka Bill

Aadmi Hairan Hokar: “Khana To Mene Khaya Nahi Phir Ye Bill Kis Baat Ka?

Waiter Bola: “Khana Khao Ya Na Khao, Khana To Tayaar Hai

Baat Jagde Tak Pahunch Jati Hai To Hotel Ka Manager Ye Sun Kar Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,

Manager: “Sir, Khana Khao Ya Na Khao Par Khana To Tyaar Hai

Aadmi Ye Sun Kar Manager Ko Do Thappad Maarta Hai Aur Bola: “Sale, Hotel Ke Malik Ko Bula

Hotel Ka Malik Aajata Hai Aur Puchta Hai: “Aapne Mere Manager Ko Kyun Mara?

Aadmi Bola: “Isne Meri Biwi Ko Cheda Tha

Itna Sun Kar Manager Hairan Hokar Bola: “Mene Aapki Biwi Ko Kab Cheda?

Aadmi: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ched Ya Mat Ched Wo To Tyaar Hai

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Aapki Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai

Posted: 12 Aug 2014 03:10 PM PDT

Girl And Boy Hotel Ke Room Mein Sex Karne Ke Baad Lete Hue Thhe

Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhe Pata Hai Tumhari Lulli Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai

Ladka Khush Hokar Bola: “Achha!!!

Ladki: “Haan Kyunki Iske Baad Lund Ki Category Shuru Ho Jaati Hai

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