Non Veg Jokes - Lund Kaya Hota Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Lund Kaya Hota Hai

Lund Kaya Hota Hai

Posted: 14 Aug 2014 09:36 AM PDT

Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: “Mummy! Mummy! Ye Lund Kya Hota Hain?”

Mummy Boli: “Jab Tu Badi Hokar Acchi Ladki Banegi Toh Tujhe Bhi Ek Lund Milega.”

Daughter: “Aur Agar Main Gandi Ladki Bani Toh?”

Maa: “Tab To Beti Tujhe Bahut Sare Lund Milenge..“

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Sale, Tujhe Biklul Bhi Sharam Nahi Hai?

Posted: 14 Aug 2014 03:32 AM PDT

Ek Bar Ek Banda Ek Callgirl Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.

Aadmi Ka Lund Uski Choot Mein Nahi Ja Raha Thha, Toh Usne Uski Choot Pe Thuk Diya.

Callgirl Ne Zor Se Usko Thappad Mara Aur Gusse Mein Boli.

Callgirl: “Bhonsdi Ke, Rozi Roti Pe Thukta Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati?“

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Raavan Aur Santa Ki Wishes

Posted: 13 Aug 2014 09:30 PM PDT

Dosto, Sab Ko Deewali Mubarak Ho. Deewali Aap Sab Ke Ghar Mein Bahut Sari Khushiya Leke Aaye.

Aapke Dost Sameer Ki Taraf Se Sabko Happpyyyyy Deewaliiiiii (Mujhe Patakhe Send Karna Mat Bhulna)

Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha Ki Bhagwan Ki Sab Pooja Karte Hai

Main Raavan Ki Karta Hun Vo Free Hoga Kya Pata Meri Wishes Puri Kar De

To Usne Raavan Ki Puja Karni Start Kar Di 1 Year Ke Baad Ravan Ji Khush Hue Aur Santa Ko Darshan De Diye

Raavan Ne Socha Ki Main Isko 3 Wishes Dunga

Usne Santa Se Pucha: “Vatsa, Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”

Santa: “Mujhe 100 Vardaan De Do”

Raavan: “Par Main Sirf 3 Vardan Hi De Sakta Hun”

Santa: “Nahi, Mujhe 100 Vardan Hi Chahiye”

Raavan: “Nahi Ye Nahi Ho Sakta”

Santa: “Mene Tapsya Ki Hai Mujhe 100 Vardan Hi Chahiye”

Raavan: “Main Tumhe 3 Vardan Hi De Sakta Hun, Lene Hai To Bol Nahi To Main Chala”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue Bola: “Thik Hai Par Main Jo Bhi 3 Mangunga Vo Dene Honge”

Raavan: “Jarur, Ye Ek Rakshas Raj Raavan Ka Vada Hai”

Santa: “1st Vardan, Jo Aapke Shoulder Pe Gada Hai Ye Ek Ladki Ki Dandi (Stick) Ban Jaye”

Raavan: “Tathastu”

Santa: “Ab Ye Dandi Apni Gaand Mein Le Lo, Ander Tak”

Raavan Bechara Confused Par Bola: “Tathastu”

Uske Muh Se Dard Bhari Cheekhe Nikal Rahi Thhi Fir Bhi Vo Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Jaldi Jaldi 3rd Vardan Maang, Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Santa: “Ab Tum Mujhe Baki Ke 97 Vardan De Rahe Ho Ya Main Ye Dandi Vapis Gada Mein Badal Du, Bina Bahar Nikalvaye”

The Moral Of The Story: Management Will Not Yield To Your Simple Request Until U Can Give

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All Men Have Double Standards

Posted: 13 Aug 2014 03:27 PM PDT

All Men Have Double Standards:

Hate Cats But Love Pussiees,

Hate Donkeys But Love Ass,

Eat Chicken But Feed Cocks,

Hate Dogs But Enjoy Maximum In That Position

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