Non Veg Jokes - Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?

Non Veg Jokes - Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?

Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?

Posted: 09 Aug 2014 08:10 AM PDT

Ek Bacha Juice Ki Dukaan Pe Apne Daddy Se Bola: “Papaji Koi Aisi Machine Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?”

Papa Ka Jawab: “Haan Hai… Teri Mummy. Usme Maine Juice Dala To Tu Nikla..!!“

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Kamal Ka Tota

Posted: 09 Aug 2014 02:06 AM PDT

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha.

Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”

Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”

Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.

Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.

Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.

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Survey Married Vs Un-Married Women

Posted: 08 Aug 2014 09:55 PM PDT

A Survey Conducted Among Women Gave The Below Results.

“A” Were The Answers Given By Un-Married Women

And

“B” Are The Answers Given By Married Women

Q: What Is The One Thing That Pierces A Woman Hard, When She Hugs A Man

A. P***S
B. Unshaved Facial Hair

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Q: What Is The Most Painful Experience During Sex

A. Beginning Of Intercourse
B. When My Hair Gets Entangled

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Q: How Long Does An Intercourse Last

A. Around One Hour
B. Just About 6 Mins

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Q: One Thing That A Woman Hates About Sex

A. Risk Of Pregnancy
B. The Cleaning Up

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Q: What Do Men Hate Most In A Woman’s Body

A. Body Odour / Unwanted Hair / Flab
B. Menstruation

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Q: Which Is The One Part Of Woman’s Body That Can Get Her Into Trouble

A. P***Y
B. Tongue

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Q: What Is The One Quality That A Man Likes In A Woman

A. Simplicity/intelligence/ Understanding
B. Cooking

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Q: When Is A Man In Maximum Mood For Sex

A. At Night/when Naked
B. Those 5 Days

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Q: Which Part Of A Woman’s Body Is Most Liked By Men

A. Breasts/waist/face/eyes
B. Closed Mouth

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Q: When Is A Man, Not In Mood To Have Sex

A. When He Is Sick/ Tired / Upset
B. When He Is Hungry

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Q: When Is A Man, Very Kind To His Wife

A. When He Needs Help/ When Aroused
B. In Front Of Other Women

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Wah Re India Ke Logo

Posted: 08 Aug 2014 08:00 PM PDT

Ek Baar Ek Hindu, Muslim, Sikh Aur Isai Ne Mil Ke Partnership Mein  Ek Truck Liya

Hindu Ne Truck Ke Sheeshe Pe Tilak Laga Diya

Christian Ne Truck Ke Aage Cross Taang Diya

Sikh Ne Ander Baba Ji Ki Photo Laga Di

Aur Muslim Ne Silencer Ko Aage Se 2 Inch Kaat Diya

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Time Ka Funda Bada Hi Ganda

Posted: 08 Aug 2014 01:55 PM PDT

Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha

Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe

Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi

Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha?”

Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955”

Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?”

Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge“

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