Non Veg Jokes - Ladka Ladki On Phone

Non Veg Jokes - Ladka Ladki On Phone


Ladka Ladki On Phone

Posted: 16 Aug 2014 10:08 AM PDT

Ladka Aur Ladki Phone Per Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hain

Ladki Ladke Se Kehti Hai:

Roonay Ko To Sabhi Rootay Hain Faraq Hai To Roonay Roonay Ka
Tum Qatra Qatra Rootay Hoo Hum Darya Darya Rootay Hain

Phir Ladka Ladki Se Kehta Hai:

Soonay Ko To Sab Sootay Hain Faraq Hai To Soonay Soonay Ka
Tum Ungli Lay Ker Sootay Ho Hum Haath Mein Lay Ker Sootay Ho

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Do You Sell Viagra Here?

Posted: 16 Aug 2014 04:05 AM PDT

A Middle Aged Man, About 5 Foot 8 Inches Tall, Walks Into A Walmart And Asks Where The Pharmacy Counter Is.

He Is Directed To It. When He Reaches It, He Asks To See The Pharmacist.

The Pharmacist Comes And The Man, Looking Around Furtively, Asks Quietly: “Do You Sell Viagra Here?

The Pharmacist Answers Firmly: “Yes, Sir. We Certainly Do.

The Man Then Asks: “Do You Think I Could Get It Over The Counter?

The Pharmacist Thinks For A Moment And Then Says: “Perhaps, If You Took Five Or Six Pills At Once You Might.

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Dosto Ko Mobile Ke Liye Salah

Posted: 15 Aug 2014 10:03 PM PDT

Yaaro Ek Free Ki Salah Hai  Mobile Ko Kabhi Pichhe Ki Pocket Mein Matt Rakha Karo,

Kisi Din Battery Fatt Sakti Hai Aur Sath Mein Gaand Bhi Fatt Jayegi,

Log Haath Se Gaand Ko Dhote Hain, Aur Tum Gaand Se Hath Dho Bethoge.

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Superb Defination Of Politics

Posted: 15 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Pappu: “Dady Politics Kya Hai?”

Santa Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue

“Teri Maa Ghar Chalati He Use Sarkar Maanlo.

Main Kamata Hoon Mujhe Karmchari Maanlo.

Kamwali Kam Karti Hai Use Mazdur Maanlo.

Tum Desh Ki Janta

Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka Bhavishya Maanlo.

Pappu Khush Hote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Politics Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Daddy”

Santa: “Kaisi?”

Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki Karmchari Mazdur Ke Sath Kitchen Mein Bhrastachar Kar Raha Tha.

Sarkar So Rahi Thi, Janta Chup Chap Dekh Rhi Thi Or Desh Ka Bhavishya Ro Raha Tha

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Whats Is The Height Of Bad Luck?

Posted: 15 Aug 2014 04:01 PM PDT

Thought Of The Day

Posted: 15 Aug 2014 09:59 AM PDT

Thought Of The Day

School Ki Ghanti Ya Ladki Mein Koi Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Mein Se Kisi Ko Bhi Bajaoge, To Andar Se Bacche Hi Bahar Niklenge.

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Pant Utaar Kar Kyu Bethe Ho?

Posted: 15 Aug 2014 03:47 AM PDT

Ek Ladka Apne Dada Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Dada Ji Aap Itni Thand Mein Apni Pant Utaar Kar Kyu Bethe Ho?

Dada: “Kal Main Yaha Apni Kameej Utar Kar Betha Tha To Thand Se Meri Gardan Akad Gayi Thi Aj Teri Dadi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Pant Utar Kar Bethna.

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April Fool Kaise Banaye?

Posted: 14 Aug 2014 09:45 PM PDT

1st April Ko Apne Dosto Aur Familly Walo Ko April Fool Banane Ke 10 Asaan Tarike ….. …. ….

Ye Pahla Tha, Baki Ke 9 Tum Khud Dhund Lo….

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Meri Sharan Main Aajao

Posted: 14 Aug 2014 03:42 PM PDT

Gaanv Ke Ek Church Ke Gate Pe Likha Tha: “Jo Paap Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hai Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao

Ek Din Waha Se Ek Callgirl Nikli Aur Usne Wo Padha.

Agle Din Usne Apna Mob No. Us Sentence Ke Niche Likh Ke Ek Line Aur Add Kar Di

Jo Abhi Na Thake Ho Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao

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