Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Khujli

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Khujli

Santa Ki Khujli

Posted: 03 Aug 2014 06:53 AM PDT

Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha

Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helmet Utare Bina,

Yeh Dekh Kar Uske Bazu Wale Ko Ajeeb Sa Mehsus Hua, To Usne Santa Se Pucha

Aadmi: “Are Bhai Apka Sir Mein Khujli Ho Rahi Hai To Helmat Utar Ke Khujao”

Santa: “Abe Bhosdike, Teri Gand Mein Jab Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Tu Pant Utar Ke Apni Gand Khujata Hai“

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Sach Bolne Wali Pahli Biwi

Posted: 03 Aug 2014 12:44 AM PDT

Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.

Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?”

Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.“

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Tota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya

Posted: 02 Aug 2014 06:40 PM PDT

Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Thha.

Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work”

Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le Aya

Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai

Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)

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Quote Of The Day By William Sexfear

Posted: 02 Aug 2014 12:39 PM PDT

Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before Sex

But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After Sex

Moral: Once You Are Fucked No Body Helps You

By: William Sexfear

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