Non Veg Jokes - Girlfriend Is Your Right Hand

Non Veg Jokes - Girlfriend Is Your Right Hand

Girlfriend Is Your Right Hand

Posted: 18 Aug 2014 10:35 AM PDT

Your Girlfriend Is Your Right Hand…
But If Your Girlfriend Ran Away Then Your Right Hand Is Your Girlfriend…

Must Read Friendship Jokes

Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Kab Khush Hote Hai?

Posted: 18 Aug 2014 04:27 AM PDT

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?”

Pappu: “Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do“

Must Read Teachers Jokes

Meaning Of Honeymoon

Posted: 17 Aug 2014 10:24 PM PDT

H- Hey!Mat Karo
O- Oh!Na Dabao
N- Nipple Dukhti Hai
E- Etna Lamba
Y- Ye dalo gey
M- Mar Gai
O- Or Dalo
O- Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya…

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Sabse Pahle To Yahi Karna Chahiye Tha

Posted: 17 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

Vakeel Pappu Se: “Geeta Par Hath Rakh Kar Kasam Khao, Ki Jo Kahoge Sach Kahoge, Sach Ke Siva Kuch Nahi Kahoge”

Pappu: “Main Kasam Khata Hu, Jo Bolunga Sach Bolunga, Sach Ke Siva Kuch Nahi Bolunga”

Vakeel: “Haan To Jab Tumne Khidki Se Dekha Ki Vo Vahshi Darinda Miss Anju Ke Kapde Faad Raha Tha, Noch Raha Tha, Jabardasti Balaatkaar Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha

To Tumne Sabse Pahle Kya Kiya?”

Pappu Chup Raha

Vakeel: “Pappu, Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai, Hum Tumhare Sath Hai, Batao Sabse Pahle Tumne Kya Kara”

Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Ji Pahle Muth Maari Fir Police Ko Fon Kara”

Must Read Pappu Jokes

Taxes On Rape

Posted: 17 Aug 2014 04:22 PM PDT

Judge: “You Are Accused Of Rape, So You Are Fined Rs.11461”

Man: “My-lord Why Exactly Rs11461?”

Judge: “Rs.10000 For Rape, 4% Vat And 10.2% Entertainment Tax“

Must Read English Jokes

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