Non Veg Jokes - Girl’s Status At Facebook

Non Veg Jokes - Girl’s Status At Facebook


Girl’s Status At Facebook

Posted: 22 Aug 2014 11:34 AM PDT

A Girl’s Status At Facebook:

Weird Day A Guy Came Up To Me & Told Me He’d Give Me An iPhone If I Sleep With Him How Ridiculous
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Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye

Posted: 22 Aug 2014 05:29 AM PDT

Lady Doctor Se Bolti Hai: “Dr Saab, Koi Aisi Dawayi Dijiye, Jisse Mere Pati Ka Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye

Dr. Ne Ek Gehra Saans Liya Aur Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Aapko Sirf Chudwana Hai, Ya Masala Bhi Piswana Hai

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Kismat Ka Maara Santa

Posted: 21 Aug 2014 11:27 PM PDT

Kallu Dada Wale Kisse Ke Baad Santa Ne Us Ladki Ko Talak De Diya

Ab Bechara Pareshan Thha Ki Kya Karu, To Uske Chacha Ne Fir Se Gaanv Mein Se Ek Ladki Ka Rishta Beja

Santa Uske Pass Gaya Aur Ladki Se Pucha

Santa: “Tera Koi Kallu Dada Ke Sath Rishta To Nahi Thha

Ladki: “Nahi Ji, Vo To Bada Badnam Hai Hum Un Jaiso Ke Saath Bol Chal Nahi Rakhte

Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Us Ladki Se Shadi Kar Li

Shadi Ke Baad Santa Sochta Hai Ki Honeymoon Aur Suhagrat Goa Mein Hi Manaunga

Ladki Se Bola: “Darling Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Goa Jayenge, Pahlti Raat Ko Hi

Shadi Hote Hi Rat Ko Vo Sidha Goa Chale Jate Hai

Vahan Ache Se Hotel Mein Kamra Leke Biwi Ki 3 Din Tak Achi Tarha Se Chudayi Karta Hai

Jab Vapis Vo Ghar Aaye To Biwi Ne Pucha: “Apne Honymoon To Manaya Hi Nahi

Santa: “Arrey Pagli 3 Raatein Tak Vohi To Karte Rahe Thhe

Biwi Haske Boli: “Achha Isko Honeymoon Bolte Hai, Ye To Na Jane Mein Kitni Bar Ganv Mein Sarso Or Bazre Ke Khet Mein Mana Chuki Hu.

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The Best Pub In The Whole World

Posted: 21 Aug 2014 09:15 PM PDT

An Irishman, An Italian, And A Polish Guy Are In A Bar Having A Good Time And All Agree That The Bar Is A Nice Place.

Then The Irishman Says:

“Aye, This Is A Nice Bar, But Where I Come From, Back In Dublin, There’s A Better One. At Macdougal’s, You Buy A Drink, You Buy Another Drink, And Macdougal Himself Will Buy Your Third Drink!”

The Others Agree That Sounds Like A Nice Place.

Then The Italian Says:

“Yeah, That’s A Nice Bar, But Where I Come From, There’s A Better One. Over In Brooklyn, There’s This Place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, You Buy A Drink, Vinny Buys You A Drink. You Buy Anudda Drink, Vinny Buys You Anudda Drink.”

Everyone Agrees That Sounds Like A Great Bar.

Then The Polish Guy Says:

“You Think That’s Great? Where I Come From, There’s This Place Called Warshowski’s. At Warshowski’s, They Buy You Your First Drink, They Buy You Your Second Drink, They Buy You Your Third Drink, And Then, They Take You In The Back And Get You Laid!”

“Wow!” Say The Other Two. “That’s Fantastic! Do You Go There Often?”

“No,” Replies The Polish Guy, “But My Wife Does.”

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Dosto Ke Aage Hath Feylane Padenge

Posted: 21 Aug 2014 05:25 PM PDT

Garibi Se Tang Ek Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Kaha: “Lagta Hai Ab Dosto Ke Aage Hath Feylane Padenge

Patni: “Jaldi Se Aap Apne Haath Fela Lo Nahi To Mujhe Apni Taangein Feylaani Padengi

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