Posted: 12 Aug 2014 09:07 AM PDT

Ek Pathan Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha.

Broker: “1000 Rs. Ladki Ke, 300 Rs. Mere, Aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke”

Pathan: “Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya, Jao Pehle Police Wale Ko Le Aao“

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Oh My God, Where is She

Posted: 12 Aug 2014 02:57 AM PDT

A Man Was Doing Push Ups On A Beach.

Drunk Santa Saw Him & Started Laughing

Sorry To Tell You, But The Woman Below You Has Left Already

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Talaq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Haal

Posted: 11 Aug 2014 08:52 PM PDT

Talakq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Room Mein Se Sune Gaye Dialogs

Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: “Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan”

Patni Underwear Dete Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan“

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Who Was In Charge?

Posted: 11 Aug 2014 02:50 PM PDT

Once Time All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting, Trying To Decide Who Was In Charge.

The Brain Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Run All The Body’s Systems, So Without Me Nothing Would Happen”

The Heart Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Pump The Blood And Circulate Oxygen All Over The Body, So Without Me You’d All Waste Away.”

The Stomach Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I Process Food And Give All Of You Energy.”

The Rectum Said: “I Should Be In Charge, Because I’m Responsible For Waste Removal.”

All The Other Body Parts Laughed At The Rectum And Insulted Him, So In A Huff, He Shut Down Tight.

Within A Few Days, The Brain Had A Terrible Headache, The Stomach Was Bloated, And The Blood Was Toxic.

Eventually The Other Organs Gave In. They All Agreed That The Rectum Should Be The Boss.

The Moral Of The Story? The Asshole Is Always In Charge.

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