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- Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai
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- Lun.d Ka Size Check Karne Wali Machine
- Ladki Aur Daulat Ki Lakeer
| Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai Posted: 04 Dec 2014 07:14 AM PST Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi. Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi” Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?” Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha. “Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi” “Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.” “Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe” “Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye” Ladki ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Khada Hota Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi, Woh Nahi“ Must Read Friendship Jokes
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| Posted: 04 Dec 2014 01:11 AM PST Ek Bada Hi Pareshan Aadmi Doctor Ke Paa Gaya Aur Bola Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Meri Biwi Har Raat Toms Bar Pe Jaati Hai, Aur Jo Bhi Usko Kahta Hai Mere Saath So Uske Saath So Jati Hai” Doctor: “Shant Ho Jao & Take A Deep Breath Aur Mujhe Batao Ye Toms Bar Hai Kidhar?“ Must Read Doctor Jokes
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| Lun.d Ka Size Check Karne Wali Machine Posted: 03 Dec 2014 07:09 PM PST Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena” Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega”
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| Posted: 03 Dec 2014 01:08 PM PST Ek Ladki Gareebi Ki Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Ek Jyotish Ke Pass Jaati Hai Ladki: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Naseeb Mein Daulat Ki Lakeer Hai?”
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