Non Veg Jokes - Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai

Non Veg Jokes - Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai


Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai

Posted: 04 Dec 2014 07:14 AM PST

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,

Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?

Ladka: “Nahi

Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?

Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.

Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi

Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.

Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe

Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye

Ladki ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Khada Hota Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi, Woh Nahi

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Sale Sab Tharki Hai

Posted: 04 Dec 2014 01:11 AM PST

Ek Bada Hi Pareshan Aadmi Doctor Ke Paa Gaya Aur Bola

Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Meri Biwi Har Raat Toms Bar Pe Jaati Hai, Aur Jo Bhi Usko Kahta Hai Mere Saath So Uske Saath So Jati Hai

Doctor: “Shant Ho Jao & Take A Deep Breath Aur Mujhe Batao Ye Toms Bar Hai Kidhar?

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Lun.d Ka Size Check Karne Wali Machine

Posted: 03 Dec 2014 07:09 PM PST

Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena

Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega

Size Check Karne Ke Baad Banta: “Bhaisahab Condom Rehne Do Ye Batao Ki Ye Mej Kitne Ki Hai

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Ladki Aur Daulat Ki Lakeer

Posted: 03 Dec 2014 01:08 PM PST

Ek Ladki Gareebi Ki Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Ek Jyotish Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Ladki: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Naseeb Mein Daulat Ki Lakeer Hai?

Baba: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Tumhare Pass Dault Ki Do Lakeeries Hai Ek Aage Ek Peeche Jiss Se Chahe Marji Daulat Kamao

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