Posted: 02 Dec 2014 06:50 AM PST

Ansoo Tere Nikle, To Ankhein Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke, To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamaari Itni Solid Ho,
Baap Tu Bane, To Mehnat Meri Ho

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Budhe Ka Stamina, Tauba Tauba

Posted: 02 Dec 2014 12:47 AM PST

Sattar (70) Saal Ka Budda Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola.

Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi Sex Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon”

Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?”

Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta Sex Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“

Must Read Doctor Jokes

Animals Are True Friends

Posted: 01 Dec 2014 06:46 PM PST

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle.

They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes.

1st Wish

Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”

Rabbit: “Give Me A Helmet”

Bear Got Confused Seeing Rabbit's Wish

2nd Wish

Bear: “Make All Bears In This World Female, Except Me”

Rabbit: “Give Me A Bike”

Bear Thought That Rabbit Is Fool

3rd Wish

Bear: “Make All The Bears In This World Female, Except Me”

Rabbit Sat On The Bike, And Drove Away Saying

“Make This Bear Gay“

Must Read Animal Jokes

Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai

Posted: 01 Dec 2014 12:42 PM PST

Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai

Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai”

Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai“

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Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Tu Aur Main, Dosti Par Ek Sher