Non Veg Jokes - Similarity Between Bra, Panty & Isnurance? |
- Similarity Between Bra, Panty & Isnurance?
- Free Mein Kahin Kuch Hota Hai Aajkal
- Story of a Nine Year Old Kid
- Clever Parrot
| Similarity Between Bra, Panty & Isnurance? Posted: 28 Dec 2014 06:53 AM PST Baba Saxidas Shehar Mein Kuch Kam Se Aaye Hue Thhe, Aur Media Wale Unke Piche Vaha Bhi Pahunch Gaye. Ek Tharki Reporter Ne Pucha: “Baba, What Is The Similarity Between Bra, Panty & Isnurance?”
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| Free Mein Kahin Kuch Hota Hai Aajkal Posted: 28 Dec 2014 12:46 AM PST Ek Bahut Kanjoos Aadmi Tha, Wo Apne Ladke Ko Kabhi Jeb Kharch Ke Liye Paise Nahi Deta Tha, Ek Din Uska Apni Wife Ke Sath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana, Lekin Ladka Ghar Mein Tha. To Kanjoos Ne Ladke Ko 5 Rupaye Diye Aur Kaha Jao Agle Mohalle Wali Kariyane Ki Dukan Se Toffee Kha Aao, Ladke Ko Shak Hua Ki Aaj Kaise Muje Paise Mil Gaye Jaroor Daal Mein Kuch Kala Hai. Ladke Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Ghar Se Nikal Kar Piche Ke Raste Se Chhat Par Chad Gaya Aur Parda Hata Kar Dekha To Ander Uske Mummy – Papa Sex Kar Rahe The. Wahi Se Gujarte Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Ki Ek Bachha Chatt Par Khada Hai Kahi Gir Na Jaye To Vo Zor Se Chilla Kar Bola. Aadmi: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke Neeche Utar Ja Varna Free Mein Maan Chud Jayegi” Ladka Bhi Gusse Mein Bola: “Free Mein Nahi 5 Rupaye Mein Chud Rahi Hai“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Posted: 27 Dec 2014 06:41 PM PST A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day, While Her Husband Is At Work. She Don’t Know That Her 9 Year Old Son Was Hiding In The Closet. Her Husband Comes Home Unexpectedly, So She Puts The Lover In The Closet With The Little Boy. The Little Boy Says: “Dark In Here” The Man Says: “Yes It Is” Boy: “I Have A Baseball” Man: “That's Nice” Boy: “Want To Buy It?” Man: “No, Thanks” Boy: “My Dad's Outside” Man: “Ok, How Much?” Boy: “$250” In The Next Few Weeks, It Happens Again That The Boy And The Mom's Lover Are In The Closet Together. Boy: “Dark In Here” Man: “Yes, It Is” Boy: “I Have A Baseball Glove” The Lover, Remembering The Last Time, Asks The Boy: “O.K. How Much?” Boy: “$750” Man: “Fine” A Few Days Later, The Father Says To The Boy: “Grab Your Glove. Let's Go Outside And Toss The Baseball Back And Forth” The Boy Says: “I Can't. I Sold Them” The Father Asks: “How Much Did You Sell Them For?” The Son Says: “$1,000” The Father Says: “That's Terrible To Overcharge Your Friends Like That. That Is Way More Than Those Two Things Cost. I'm Going To Take You To Church And Make You Confess.” They Go To Church And The Father Makes The Little Boy Sit In The Confession Booth And He Closes The Door. The Boy Says: “Dark In Here.” The Priest Says: “Heyy, Please Don't Start That Shit Again.“ Must Read English Jokes
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| Posted: 27 Dec 2014 12:39 PM PST A Parrot Swallows A Viagra Tablet. His Owner, Disgusted, Puts Him In The Freezer To Cool Off. Later When He Opens The Freezer, He Finds The Parrot Sweating. ? He Asks: “How Come You Are Sweating?” The Parrot Replies: “Do You Know How Hard It Is To Open The Legs Of A Frozen Chicken?“ Must Read Animal Jokes
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