Non Veg Jokes - Todays Kids

Non Veg Jokes - Todays Kids


Todays Kids

Posted: 07 Dec 2014 07:59 AM PST

Dad: “What's Your Result?

Son: “I've Failed In Five Subjects

Dad: “From Now Onwards Don't Call Me Dad

Son: “Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test

Must Read Father Son Jokes

Gazab Ki Vakalat Rape Case Mein

Posted: 07 Dec 2014 01:55 AM PST

Court Mein Rape Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Thha

Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha

Vakil: “Behenji Kya Hua Tha?

Ladki: “Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya

Vakil: “Fir Kya Hua Behenji?

Ladki: “Fir Blouse Fada

Vakil: “Fir Behenji?

Ladki: “Fir Pettikot Fada

Vakil: “Fir Behenji?

Ladki: “Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Chud Gayi

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Kya Aap Bhi Bhooto Mein Yakeen Karte Hai?

Posted: 06 Dec 2014 07:53 PM PST

College Mein Ek Professor Bhooto Ke Baare Mein Bachhon Ko Lecture De Raha Tha, Aur Hall Mein Keval Ladke Hi Aaye Hue The.

Lecture Ke Beech Mein Professor Ne Puchha: “Kitne Bachhe Bhoot Mein Yakeen Karte Hai?

Kareeb 50 Bachho Ke Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Ye Batao Ki Kitne Logo Ne Bhoot Ko Dekha Hai?

Lagbag 20 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Achha Ab Ye Baatao Ki Bhoot Ko Kitne Logo Ne Bahut Kareeb Se Dekha Hai?

Lagbhag 5 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Shabash, Achha Ab Ye Batao Kitne Logon Ne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai?

Keval Ek Ladke Ka Haath Khada Hua Aur Wo Apna Pappu Tha.

Professor: “Maine Aaj Tak Khud Nahi Suna Ki Kisi Ne Aisa Kiya Ho, Aap Idhar Mere Paas Stage Par Aa Jaao

Pappu Uth Kar Professor Ke Paas Chala Gaya.

Professor: “To Aapka Kahna Hai Ki Aapne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai, Jara Baat Puri Detail Mein Batao

Pappu: “Ohh Sorry Sir, Maine Choot Suna Tha

Must Read Pappu Jokes
» Aadmi Sharaab Pee Kar Ludak Jaate Hai - Par Kutto Ke Sath Kaisa Hota Hai Dekhe Is Photo Mein

Beemari Batane Ka Andaaj

Posted: 06 Dec 2014 01:52 PM PST

Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha

Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi

Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

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