Posted: 05 Dec 2014 07:29 AM PST

Which Part Of The Body Is Most Active While Watching Adult Movies?

Guess?

Haaaaaa No-No You Are Wrong,

Its Your Ears To Make Sure Ki Koi Aa To Nahi Raha.

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Geography Of A Woman And A Man

Posted: 05 Dec 2014 01:23 AM PST

Geography Of A Woman And A Man

In Age Of 18 – 22 Years:
She’s Like Africa: Half Discovered, Half Wild, Naturally Beautiful With Fertile Deltas

In Age Of 23 – 30 Years:
She’s Like US: Well Developed & Open To Trade, Specially For Rich Investors

In Age Of 31 – 45 Years:
She’s Like India: Very Hot, Relaxed & Convinced Of Her Own Beauty

In Age Of 46 – 55 Years:
She’s Like France: Gently Aging But Sensual, With Appreciation For Finer Things

In Age Of 56 – 60 Years:
She’s Like Yugoslavia: Lost The War, Haunted By Past Mistakes & In Need Of Massive Reconstruction

After 61 Years:
She’s Like Afghanistan: Everyone Knows Where It Is, But No One Wants To Go There

Geography Of A Man:

In Age Of 15-80 Years:
A Man Is Like Pakistan: Ruled By A Dick

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Ladki Ka Surprise Hai To Hosh Udane Wala

Posted: 04 Dec 2014 07:21 PM PST

Ladka-Ladki Hotel Ke Room Mein Jate Hai.

Jate Hi Ladka Apni Pant Utarata Hai Aur Ladki Dekhte Hi Bolti Hai

Ladki: “Yeh Kya? Condom Kahan Hai?”

Ladka: “Surprise…. Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge”

Ladki: “Bahan Chod Agar Main 9 Mahine Baad Surprise Doon To Fir Lund Jaisa Muh Mat Bana Liyo“

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» Vese To Students Bhagwan Ko Kabhi Yad Nahi Karte Sivaye Exams Wale Dino Ke Alava - Par Is Student Ne To Exam Wale Din Hadd Hi Kar Di, Kya Pryer Kari Hai

Bhalu Ka Shikaar Kaisi Kare?

Posted: 04 Dec 2014 01:18 PM PST

Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki Sochta Hai.

Apni Banduk Aur Baki Saman Ko Leke Jungle Pahunch Jata Hai.

Kafi Der Batkane Ke Bad Use Ek Bhalu Nazar Ata Hai,

Par Kambakth Bhaalu Bahut Chalak Hota Hai Wo Ek Taraf Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,

Jab Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai Wo Bhaalu Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,

Shikari Rota Pitta Ghar Aata Hai, Par Agle Din Fir Uska Shikar Karne Pahunch Jata Hai.

Agle Din Bhi Bhaalu Phir Se Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,

Jab Tak Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai Bhaalu Fir Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,

Ultimately Wo Sochta Hai Kal Main Top Launga Or Jungle Mein Aag Laga Dunga,

Next Day Wo Top Lata Hai, Jungle Mein Aag Lag Jaati Hai Aur Shikari Apni Pent Khol Ke Niche Baith Jaata Hai,

Bhaalu Aata Hai Or Kheech Ke Uski Gaand Pe Laath Maarta Hai, Aur Kehta Hai,

Bhalu: “Bhosdike Yahaan Jungle Mein Aag Lagi Hai Or Tujhe Gaand Marwane Ki Padi Hai?“

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Non Veg Jokes - Most Active Part While Watching Adult Movies?

Non Veg Jokes - Most Active Part While Watching Adult Movies?

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