Non Veg Jokes - Paani Ka Zyada Se Zyada Istmaal Kare

Posted: 11 Dec 2014 08:53 AM PST

Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,

Saamne Likha Tha “Paani Ka Zyada Se Zyada Istmaal Kare”

Dimag To Dekho

Baithe Baithe 4 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Pathan Ko Budhu Banana Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai

Posted: 11 Dec 2014 02:50 AM PST

3 Pathan Logo Ne Khoob Jamkar Daru Pee, Aur Ghar Jane Ke Liye Ek Taxi Rukwayi.

Taxi Wali Ne Socha Salo Ne Pee Rakhi Hai, Inka Chutiya Bana Deta Hun.

Usne Gadi Start Ki Aur Vahi Khade Khade 1 Minute Bad Gadi Band Kar Di, Aur Bola.

Taxiwala: “Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Paisi De Diye.

Dusre Ne Bhi Paisi De Diye Aur Thanks Bola.

Teesre Pathan Ne Usko Ek Zor Ka Thappad Maara.

Taxiwale Ne Socha Ki Isko Pata Chal Gaya Hai, Rote Hue Bola.

Taxiwala: “Pathan Ji Maaf Kar Do Galti Ho Gayi”

Teesra Pathan: “Sale Aaj Chhod Deta Hun, Par Aaj Ke Baad Taxi Aram Se Chalaiyo, Aaj To Tune Marwa Hi Dena Tha“

Must Read Pathan Jokes

Ladka Ladki Jungle Mein Akele

Posted: 10 Dec 2014 08:47 PM PST

Ek Bar College Trip Mein Se Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Jungle Mein Gum Jaate Hai

Do Din Tak Vo Jungle Mein Bookhe Pyaase Bhatkate Rahte Hai

Achanak Ladki Boli: “Plz Fu.Ck Me”

Ladka Hairani Se: “Why?”

Girl Replied: “Abay Kuch To Andar Jayega“

Must Read Friendship Jokes

Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Posted: 10 Dec 2014 02:43 PM PST

Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha

Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Non Veg Jokes