Non Veg Jokes - Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala |
- Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala
- Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai?
- What A Lovely Name
- Inki Diwali Sabse Mast Rahi
| Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala Posted: 10 Dec 2014 08:39 AM PST Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya, Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha. Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?” Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao” Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?” Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use Rakh Lena, Baki Apne Yaaro Dosto Mein Baant Dena Taki Aur Koi Pakistani Teri Tarha Apni Maa Chudane India Na Aaye“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai? Posted: 10 Dec 2014 02:38 AM PST Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“ Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
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| Posted: 09 Dec 2014 08:35 PM PST Lady To Guide: “I’ve Heard, Tamils Have Big Cocks, Sikhs Are Best Fuckers, Gujrati’s Have More Stamina” Guide: “Yes” Lady: “Whats Your Name?” Guide: “I’m Subramanyam Singh Patel“ Must Read English Jokes
» Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai Par Iska Ye Matlab Nahi Ki Usmein Dimaag Nahi Hai - Is Joke Ko Pade Aur Jane Ki Santa Mein Hum Logo Se Jyada Dimag Hai |
| Posted: 09 Dec 2014 02:34 PM PST Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The Pahla: “Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Maine Aur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye” Doosra: “Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye” Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: “Mere Papa Kal Ghar Par Nahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya“ Must Read Double Meaning Jokes
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