Non Veg Jokes - Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala

Non Veg Jokes - Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala


Sachha Hindustani, Rikshaw Wala

Posted: 10 Dec 2014 08:39 AM PST

Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya,

Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha.

Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?

Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao

Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?

Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use Rakh Lena, Baki Apne Yaaro Dosto Mein Baant Dena Taki Aur Koi Pakistani Teri Tarha Apni Maa Chudane India Na Aaye

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Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai?

Posted: 10 Dec 2014 02:38 AM PST

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya

Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?

Santa: “Sir, Preeto

Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?

Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon

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What A Lovely Name

Posted: 09 Dec 2014 08:35 PM PST

Lady To Guide: “I’ve Heard, Tamils Have Big Cocks, Sikhs Are Best Fuckers, Gujrati’s Have More Stamina

Guide: “Yes

Lady: “Whats Your Name?

Guide: “I’m Subramanyam Singh Patel

Must Read English Jokes
» Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai Par Iska Ye Matlab Nahi Ki Usmein Dimaag Nahi Hai - Is Joke Ko Pade Aur Jane Ki Santa Mein Hum Logo Se Jyada Dimag Hai

Inki Diwali Sabse Mast Rahi

Posted: 09 Dec 2014 02:34 PM PST

Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The

Pahla: “Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Maine Aur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye

Doosra: “Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye

Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: “Mere Papa Kal Ghar Par Nahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya

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» Ek Light Bulb Ko Badalne Ke Liye Kitni Ladkiya Chahiye? - Ek, Nahi.... Puri Paanch Ladkiya. Par Kyu Pade Is Joke Mein

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