Non Veg Jokes - Tailor Ki Gaand Ka Dard

Non Veg Jokes - Tailor Ki Gaand Ka Dard

Tailor Ki Gaand Ka Dard

Posted: 17 Dec 2014 10:26 AM PST

Ek Baar Ek Tailor Ke Pet Main Dard Huato Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya

Doctor Ko Dard Ka Karan Samajh Nahi Ayaa

Doctor Ne Tailor Se Kaha: “Gaand Chek Karni Padegi”

Tailor: “Kar Lo Doctor Sahab”

Doctor Ne Haath Uski Gaand Me Dala To Uske Hath Me Ek Dhaga Ayaa

Doctor Ne Pakad Ke Vo Dhaga Khichna Shuru Kar Diya

Itne Mein Tailer Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya

Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua, Ro Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Tailor: “Gaand Fat Ti Hue To Bahut Baar Suni Hai, Par Udhdte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hun, Vo Bhi Apni“

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Bache Ka Ticket

Posted: 17 Dec 2014 04:18 AM PST

Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?”

Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”

Conductor – “Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“

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Valentines Day Gift – Rape Se Kaisi Bacha Jaye?

Posted: 16 Dec 2014 10:13 PM PST

Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi.

Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hu.

Maa: “Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?”

Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: “Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi”

Maan Hairan Hokar: “Phir?”

Chinki: “Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi”

Maan: “Hey Bhagwan, Phir?”

Chinki: “Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi”

Maan: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le, Phir?”

Chinki: “Phir Main Use Pent Nichhe Karne Ko Kahoongi”

Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: “Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?”

Chinki: “Karna Kya Hai, Mene Us Aadmi Ki Pent Nichhe Sarkwa Di Thi, Main To Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi, Aur Aadmi Apni Paanvon Tak Giri Pent Mein Fans Kar Gir Padega”

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To Meri Pyariyo Mitar Ladkiyo (Girl-Friends) Ko Valentines Day Pe Chota Sa Gift..

Ye Joke Kaisa Laga Aapko Batana Jarur. Mujhe Bahut Si Complaints Milti Hai Ki Main Hamesha Ladkiyo Ki Beizzti Pe Hi Jokes Likhta Hun.

Aaj Se Main Ab Ladkiyo Ki Puri Care Karunga Aur Unki Tarif Mein Bhi Jokes Likha Karunga. :)

Ab Meri Koi Girl Friend To Hai Nahi Na Jo Mujhe In Cheez Ka Pata Ho, Isliye Umeed Karta Hun Ki Is Valintines Day Pe Aap Mein Se Koi Na Koi Kanya Jarur Mujhe Ye Suhana Avsar Degi ( Ek Se Jyada Bhi Ho Jaye To Bhi Chalengi :p)

Hehehehehe

Aapka Apna
Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas

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Women’s Best Black Mailing Instrument

Posted: 16 Dec 2014 04:11 PM PST

According To William Sexfear Girls Use Their Boobs As A Black Mailing Instrument…

They Show Half Of It…

And Men Will Do Anything…
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To See Remaining Half…

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