Posted: 21 Dec 2014 05:21 AM PST

It’s Strange But Damn Very True Fact.

Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For Music,

But Too Loud For Adult Movies.

Must Read English Jokes

» Sachi Dosti Kaise Nibhayi Jaati Hai, Is Ladke Aur Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pata Chalta Hai - Khud Hi Batao Ki Kaisi Dosti Hai

Posted: 20 Dec 2014 11:16 PM PST

Ladki: “Arey Itna Bada Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.”

Boy: “Koi Baat Nahi, Jaldi Se Munh Kholo”

Girl: “Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye Maine Bola Thha Na.”

Boy: “Aur Chahiye?”

Girl: “Na Baba Na Ye Golgapey Tum Hi Khao.”

Must Read Friendship Jokes

Tote Ki Samjdhari

Posted: 20 Dec 2014 05:14 PM PST

Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi

Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”

Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”

Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara

Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”

Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”

Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”

Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”

Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”

Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola

“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“

Must Read Callgirls Jokes

Khushi Door Se Hi Dikh Jaati Hai

Posted: 20 Dec 2014 11:12 AM PST

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai”

Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - It’s Strange But Damn Very True Fact