Posted: 23 Dec 2014 05:44 AM PST

Class Mein Ek Naye Ladke Ne Admission Liya.

Madam Ne Bade Pyar Se Us Se Pucha.

Madam: “Beta Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?”

Bachha: “Ji Mam, Rohan”

Madam Ne Fir Pucha: “Aur Tumhari Cast Kya Hai?”

Bahha Udas Hoke Bola: “Mam, Pahle To Hum Sharma The Fir Rajput Hue, Abhi Baniya Hai, Aage Mummy Ji Ki Marzi.“

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Isse Kahte Hai Baaja Bajjna

Posted: 22 Dec 2014 11:43 PM PST

Ek Call Girl Ki Ek Friend Thhi Jo Car Showroom Mein Sales Girl Thhi.

Ek Din Vo Usko Milne Gayi To Uski Friend Usko Boli

Sales Girl: “Aaj Agar Car Nahi Biki To Mera Baaja Bajj Jayega”

Call Girl Udas Mood Se Boli: “Aur Agar Aaj Mera Baaja Nahi Baja To Meri Car Bikk Jayegi“

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A New Word

Posted: 22 Dec 2014 08:15 PM PST

Baba Saxidas Ji Invented A New Word.

“Askhole”

A Person Who Constantly Asks For Your Advice,

Yet Always Does The Opposite Of What You Told Him To Do.

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Paisa Bolta Hai

Posted: 22 Dec 2014 05:36 PM PST

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai”

Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye”

Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?”

Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.

Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?”

Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?”

Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.

Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon”

Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

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My Husband Only Has One Foot

Posted: 22 Dec 2014 11:35 AM PST

A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Marries With Him

One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My Husband Only Has One Foot‘.

Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘

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