Posted: 25 Dec 2014 06:10 AM PST

Santa Aur Uska Freind Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Santa: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Raat Mene Party Mein Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bachaya.”

Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”

Santa: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Aur Karva Lo Ladko Se Recharge

Posted: 25 Dec 2014 12:06 AM PST

Ek Kuwari Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Gaya,

Baap Ne Gusse Se Pucha: “Kiska Hai Yeh, Sach-Sach Batana”

Ladki Boli: “Pitaji Chota-2 Recharge Karwati Thi, Pata Nahi Kisi Ne Life Time Pack Hi Daal Diya“

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

The Most Important Thing Is Observation

Posted: 24 Dec 2014 06:03 PM PST

1st Year Students Of M.B.B.S Were Attending Their First Practical Class.

They All Gathered Around The Surgery Table With A Real Dead Body (Man),

The Professor, Put His Finger In Man’s Ass And Tasted It In His Own Mouth.

Then He Told Them To Do The Same.

The Students Hesitated For Several Minutes.

But Eventually Everyone Inserted Their Finger’s In Man’s Ass And Tasted It.

When Everyone Finished, The Professor Looked At Them And Said

Professor: ”The Most Important Thing Is Observation. I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted The Index Finger“

Must Read English Jokes

» Kisi Dusri Ladki Ki Picture Ko Like Karne Pe GF Kya Haal Karti Hai - Dekhe Is Picture Mein

Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes - Ladki Ko Rape Se Bachane Ka Asaan Tarika