Non Veg Jokes - What Is Heaven Or Hell

Non Veg Jokes - What Is Heaven Or Hell

What Is Heaven Or Hell

Posted: 28 Nov 2014 11:59 AM PST

Question: “What Is Heaven?”

Answer: “Thousand Of Girls And Buckets Of Beer.”

Question: “What Is Hell?”

Answer: “When You Come To Know That The Buckets Have Holes And Girls Don’t.“

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» Team Work To Sab Karte Hai - Par Kya Dekha Hai Aisa Team Work?

American Research On Women

Posted: 28 Nov 2014 05:55 AM PST

American Doctor Research On Women And Found:

  • Face Is Showroom
  • Breast Is Playroom
  • Stomach Is Store Room
  • Vagina Is A Guest Room
  • Ass Is An Emergency Room
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Santa Ka Bachha Jaldi Ho Gaya

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 11:53 PM PST

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya.

Santa: “Ye Hamara Bachha 3 Mahine Baad Kaise Ho Gaya? Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine Baad Hota Hai?”

Biwi: “Aaap Bhi Na.. Ye Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua Hai?”

Santa: “3 Mahine”

Biwi: “Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?”

Santa: “3 Mahine”

Biwi: “Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time Baad Hua?”

Santa: “3 Mahine Baad”

Biwi: “Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?”

Santa Khushi Se: “Oh Shit Yaar, Samay Ka Pata Hi Nhi Chala.. Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya“

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Tonight We Are Going For A Party!

Posted: 27 Nov 2014 05:50 PM PST

One Day The Penis Tells The Balls: “Tonight We Are Going For A Party!”

Balls Reply: “You Bloody Fuckin Liar, You Always Get Inside While We Are Left Outside!“

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