Non Veg Jokes - Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Posted: 03 Nov 2014 11:41 AM PST

Sharab Se Dosti To Lever Ko Khatra

Gasti Se Dosti To Lund Ko Khatra

Mere Se Dosti To Gaand Ko Khatra

Kya! Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Must Read Double Meaning Jokes

Ladkiyo Ke Andaj Badle Gaye

Posted: 03 Nov 2014 05:34 AM PST

1980 - Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

1990 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

2000 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna

2005 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi

2011 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata.

Must Read Hindi Jokes

Santa De Ik Wari Finsi Ho Gayi

Posted: 02 Nov 2014 11:30 PM PST

Santa Di Bund Te Ik Wari Daana (Finsi) Nikal Aayi

Te O Sheeshe Vich Dekh Ke Cream Laga Reya Si Te Inne Vich Usda Lund Khada Ho Gaya

Santa Boleya: “Beh Ja Ben Chodda Apni Hi Bund Hai, Koi Begaani Nahi“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Sardar Ji Aur Uski Alu Ki Fasal

Posted: 02 Nov 2014 05:29 PM PST

Sardar Ji Ko Is Baar Alu (Potato) Ki Fasal Mein Bahut Hi Jyada Fayda Hua.

Isi Khushi Mein Vo Apne Dost Ko Apne Gaanv (Village) Mein Bulata Hai.

Vo Har Roj Apne Dost Ko Alu Hi Paka Paka Ke Aur Nayi Nayi Dishes Bana Ke Khilata Hai

Dost Bechara Bhi Roj Alu Kha Kha Ke Tang Aa Jata Hai.

Ek Din Vo Breakfast Se Pehle Apne Room Mein Bilkul Nanga Hoke Beth Jata Hai

Sardar Ji Routine Ki Tarha Aaloo Ki Sabji Leke Aate Hai

Aur Use Is Tarha Dekh Ke Puchte Hai: “Oye Tu Nanga Hoke Ese Kyu Betha Hai?”

Dost: “Sardar Ji, Aaj Meri Gaand Maro”

Sardar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”

Dost: “Sardar Ji Roz Alu Kha Kha Kar Tang Aa Gaya Hon, Kam Se Kam Kuch To Ander Gosht (Meat) Jaye“

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes

Non Veg Jokes