Non Veg Jokes - Sardar Aur Uska Totla Ladka

Non Veg Jokes - Sardar Aur Uska Totla Ladka

Sardar Aur Uska Totla Ladka

Posted: 23 Nov 2014 11:02 AM PST

Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Key Saath Scooter Dho Raha Tha.

Kisi Aadmi Ne Sardaar Ke Totley Ladke Se Puchha “Tere Papa Kahan Hai?”

Totla Ladka Bola “Daddy Chutar Dho Rahey Hain Aur Mummy Pani Dal Rahi Hain“

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Ghor Kalyug Ka Example

Posted: 23 Nov 2014 04:56 AM PST

Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola

Pati: “Arey Khoon To Nikla Hi Nahi.”

Patni Ne Gusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya

Patni: “Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya.“

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Teen Dost Aur Junglee Sardar

Posted: 22 Nov 2014 10:54 PM PST

Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To Unko Junglee Logon Ne Pakad Liya

Pakad Ke Vo Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.

Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha: “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi Fal (Fruit) Leke Aao”

Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya. Sardar Ne Use Kaha: “Isko Apni Gaand Mein Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaj Nikali To Maare Jaoge.”

Usne Jaisi Hi Apple Gaand Mein Gusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gayi Aur Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya

Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.

Swarg Me Pahla Dost Dusre Se Puchata Hai: “Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Fal Leke Aaya Thha To Fir Chilaya Kyu?”

Dost Ne Jawab Diya: “Arey Mein Chilaya Nahi Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya“

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Aaj Ki Generation Aur Sex Ki Deewani

Posted: 22 Nov 2014 04:53 PM PST

Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi,

Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.

Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai?”

Pappu: “To Fir Mai Kya Karu, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau?“

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