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- Sex At Different Stages Of Age
- Shehzada Saleem Aur Anarkali
| Posted: 20 Nov 2014 10:22 AM PST Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli. Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha” Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?” Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai. Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do” Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?” Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do” Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?” Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The, Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai, Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?” Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai” Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?” Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Aaj Samajh Mein Aya Ladkiyo Ka Raaz Posted: 20 Nov 2014 04:08 AM PST Ek Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Ko Pucha. Ladki: “Yaar, Tujh Pe Itne Saare Ladke Fida Hai, Aage Piche Ghumte Hai, Iska Raaz Kya Hai?” Saheli Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Kyo Ki Main Theek Time Pe Galat Kaam Karti Hoon“ Must Read Hindi Jokes
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| Sex At Different Stages Of Age Posted: 19 Nov 2014 10:07 PM PST Sex At Different Stages Of Age At 8 Ignore It,
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| Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:04 PM PST Ek Bar Shehzada Saleem Bade Mood Mein Aakar Anarkali Se Bola “Anarkali Hum Tumhari Phudi Lena Chahte Hai” Anarkali: “Shehzada Hazur Itni Badi Cheez Maang Li Aap Ne” Saleem: “Ohhhhh Agar Itni Hi Badi Hai To Rehne Hi Do Phir“ Must Read Double Meaning Jokes
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