Non Veg Jokes - Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane

Non Veg Jokes - Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane


Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane

Posted: 20 Nov 2014 10:22 AM PST

Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli.

Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha

Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?

Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai.

Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do

Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?

Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai

Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do”

Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?

Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The,

Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai,

Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?

Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai

Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?

Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?

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Aaj Samajh Mein Aya Ladkiyo Ka Raaz

Posted: 20 Nov 2014 04:08 AM PST

Ek Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Ko Pucha.

Ladki: “Yaar, Tujh Pe Itne Saare Ladke Fida Hai, Aage Piche Ghumte Hai, Iska Raaz Kya Hai?

Saheli Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Kyo Ki Main Theek Time Pe Galat Kaam Karti Hoon

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Sex At Different Stages Of Age

Posted: 19 Nov 2014 10:07 PM PST

Sex At Different Stages Of Age

At 8 Ignore It,
At 18 Feel It
At 28 Explore It
At 38 Enjoy It
At 48 Pay 4 It,
At 58 Pray 4 It,
At 68 Beg 4 It,

At 88 Ab Mar Bhi Jaa Hawas K Pujari..

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Shehzada Saleem Aur Anarkali

Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:04 PM PST

Ek Bar Shehzada Saleem Bade Mood Mein Aakar Anarkali Se Bola

Anarkali Hum Tumhari Phudi Lena Chahte Hai

Anarkali: “Shehzada Hazur Itni Badi Cheez Maang Li Aap Ne

Saleem:  “Ohhhhh Agar Itni Hi Badi Hai To Rehne Hi Do Phir

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