Non Veg Jokes - Chhota Hai To Kya Hua

Non Veg Jokes - Chhota Hai To Kya Hua


Chhota Hai To Kya Hua

Posted: 02 Nov 2014 11:28 AM PST

Ek Aath Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola.

Ladka: “Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena

Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Itne Chote Aur Cigarette

Ladka: “Mere Liye Nahi Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon, Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do

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Adaab Arz Hai, Iss Shayari Par

Posted: 02 Nov 2014 05:25 AM PST

Boy To Girl:

Ghulab Aisa Ho Jiss Mein Kaatein Na Ho,

Larki Ki Chut Aisi Ho Jis Mein Jhaate Na Ho.

Girl To Boy:

Gulab Khareedne Wale Kaatein Nahi Dekhte,

Ladki Ko Chodne Wale Jhaate Nahi Dekhte.

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Jooth Pakadne Wali Machine Aa Hi Gayi

Posted: 02 Nov 2014 12:22 AM PDT

Santa Ek Bar America Gaya, Udhar Se Aate Waqt Usne Ek Aisa Robot Khareeda Jo Jhuth Sunke Thapad Marta Tha.

Ghar Aakar Usne Robot Ko Khola Aur Khada Kar Diya. Tabi Pappu Bahaar Se Aya To Santa Ne Robot Test Karne Ke Liye Pappu Se Puchha

Santa: “Tumhe Aaj Itni Der Kaise Ho Gayi?

Pappu: “Extra Class Thi, Papa

Robot Pappu Ko Thapad Marta Hai.

Pappu Rote Hue: “Movie Dekhne Gaya Tha

Santa: “Kaun Si?

Pappu: “Bal Ganesha

Robot Ne Fir Pappu Ko Ek Thapad Mara,

Pappu Bola: “Janglee Jawani

Santa: “Ye Konsi Movie Hai Mene To Koi Aisi Film Nahi Dekhi

Robot Santa Ko Thapad Marta Hai,

Preeto Ne Ye Sab Dekha To Hanste Hue Boli: “Jhuth Hi Bolega, Aakhir Aapka Hi Beta Hai

Robot Preeto Ko Bhi Ek Thapad Mar Deta Hai.

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Pappu Sala To Doctor Hai

Posted: 01 Nov 2014 06:19 PM PDT

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.”

Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.

Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.

Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?

Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.

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