Non Veg Jokes - Ganpati Rai Aur Smith Family

Non Veg Jokes - Ganpati Rai Aur Smith Family

Ganpati Rai Aur Smith Family

Posted: 11 Nov 2014 07:31 AM PST

Ek Angreji Smith Familly Ko Kisi Ne Bataya Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai

To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi Aur India Mein Aa Gaya

Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye

Ek Din Unke Yahan Naukri Ke Liye Ek Bihari Aadmi Aaya Jiska Naam Ganpat Rai Thha

Mr Smith Ne Uska Interview Liya

Mr.Smith: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai..???” (He Tried To Say Ganpat Rai, But Due To Bad English He Pronounsed So)

Bihari: “Nahi Sahab, Jayda Nahi Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai”

Mr.Smith (Gusse Se): “Wat Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai?? Tumhare Application Mein Likha Hai Tumhara Gaand Phatt Raha Hai”

Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji, Ab Likha Hai Toh Phatt Hi Raha Hoga”

Mr.Smith: “Tum Daily Maraata Hai…???” (Tum Delhi Mein Rehta Hai.)

Bihari: “Daily Nahi Sahab Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai”

Mr.Smith: “Wat Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai..??? Tumhare Application Me Likha Hai Tum Daily Maraata Hai”

Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji”

Bihari Got The Job, Lekin Usko Smith K Ghar Ka Kaam Bhi Kaarna Padhta Tha

Job’s 1st Day

Mr.Smith: “Aaj Tum Sabse Pehle Humari Biwi Ko Gaadi Me Chodega (Chodega, To Drop) Phir Humari Beti Ko Aur Phir Humko”

Bihari: “Sahab Aapki Biwi Aur Beti Toh Chalegi Par Main Aapko Nahi Chod Sakta”

Mr.Smith: “Kyun Nahi Chodega..????? Chodo Warna Hum Tumko Nikaal Dega”

Bihari Agreed To Do So. Par Kisi Vajah Se Smith Khud Hi Chala Gaya

Kuch Din Baad Smith Ki Beti Ghar Pe Akele Thi. Woh Party Me Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Rahi Thi.

Us Se Apni Bra Piche Se Baandhtey Nahi Ban Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Ganpat Rai Ko Bulaya

Daughter: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai.”

Bihari: “Ji Memsahab”

Daughter: “Humare Piche Se Gaand Maaro” (Humara Piche Se Gaanth Bandho, To Note)

Bihari: “Yeh Aap Kya Bol Rahi Ho Madam, Sahab Ko Pata Chala Toh Naukri Se Nikaal Denge”

Daughter: “Tum Hamari Gaand Maro Nahi To Hum Tumhe Naukri Se Nikal Denge”

Bihari Apna Lund Nikaalta Hai Aur Smith Ki Beti Ki Piche Se Gaand Maarne Lag Jata Hai

Daughter Dard Se Chillate Hue: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai” (Ganpat Rai, Ganpat Rai)

Bihari: “Ab Hamara 8 Inch Ka Hai Memsaab, Gaand To Phategi Hi Na“

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Duniya Ka Pahla Insaan Jo Aisa Kar Raha Hai

Posted: 11 Nov 2014 01:24 AM PST

Hamre Dost Rathee Se To Aap Sab Vakif Hi Hai, Bahut Hi Nek Insaan Hai

Par Ek Din Uske Sath Bahut Bura Hua, Bola Kuch Par Matlab Nikla Kuch.

Ek Din Chemist Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Rathee: “Bhai Sahab, Viagra Milegi? Mujhe Kisi Ko Deni Hai”

Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Kamal Hai, Viagra Khake Lene Wale To Bahut Sune Hai, Tu Pahla Hai Jo Dene Ko Bol Raha Hai.“

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Common Between Men And Dog

Posted: 10 Nov 2014 07:22 PM PST

  1. Both Take Up Too Much Space On The Bed.
  2. Both Have Irrational Fears About Vacuum Cleaning.
  3. Both Are Threatened By Their Own Kind
  4. Both Like To Chew Wood.
  5. Both Mark Their Territory.
  6. Both Are Bad At Asking You Questions.
  7. Neither Tells You What’s Bothering Them.
  8. Both Tend To Smell Riper With Age.
  9. The Smaller Ones Tend To Be More Nervous.
  10. Neither Does Any Dishes.
  11. Neither Of Them Notice When You Get Your Hair Cut.
  12. Both Like Dominance Games.
  13. Both Are Suspicious Of The Postman.
  14. Neither Knows How To Talk On The Telephone.
  15. Neither Understands What You See In Cats.
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Problem Solved

Posted: 10 Nov 2014 01:18 PM PST

Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.

Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai”

Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku“

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