Posted: 06 Nov 2014 06:19 AM PST

Ek Ladka Baba Saxidas Ke Gaya Aur Bola

Ladka: “Baba Mujhse Koi Ladki Nahi Patti, Mujhe Choot Chahiye Uske Liye Main Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hun”

Baba: “Bacha Main Tumhe Ek Story Sunata Hun”

Tumahri Tarha Ek Ladke Ko Choot Chahiye Thhi Ek Din Vo Kisi Ladki Se Bola: “Janeman Main Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hun”

To Ladki Ne Usko Kaha: “Ja Vo Samne Wali Building Ki Paanchvi Manjil Se Kood Kar Dikha”

Ladke Ne Jump Laga Di Aur Mar Gaya

Isliye Bacha Baba Saxidas Ki Baat Palle Band Le Ki: “Chutiapanthi Se Maut Milti Hai Chut Nahi.“

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Best Quotes by William Sexfear

Posted: 06 Nov 2014 12:15 AM PST

Folding Chair & Woman – Both Useless If Legs Closed

Microwave & Girl – Both Get Hot In 15 Sec

Bra & Bar – Men Go Crazy When They Are Open

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Ladki Ka Army Ka Experience

Posted: 05 Nov 2014 06:14 PM PST

Ek Ladki Ne Army Join Ki Kuch Dino Baad Jab Ghar Vapis Aayi To Saheli Ne Pucha

Saheli: “Kesa Raha?“

Ladki: “Bas Pooch Na, Bura Hi Raha“

Saheli: “Kyun?“

Ladki: “Saara Din Yes Sir, Yes Sir Aur Sari Raat Bas Sir Bas Sir“

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Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Farak?

Posted: 05 Nov 2014 12:10 PM PST

Dosto Bade Dino Baad Ek Story Jaisa Lamba Joke Post Kar Raha Hun, Par Ye Mera Sabe Best And Favourite Joke Hai Jo Ki Kuch Kuch Reality Hai.

Joke Ko Kafi Bada Dekh Ke Isko Na Padne Ki Bhuool Na Karna, Kyunki Mujhe Umeed Hai Ki Ye Shayad Aap Logo Ka Bhi Favourite Joke Ban Jaye.

Aur Joke Achha Lage To Please Comments Mein Aur Mail Ka Reply Jarur Kare, Taki Main Bhi Jan Saku Ki Mere Users Ki Pasand Mere Se Milti Hai Ya Nahi

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Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe

Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na”

Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?”

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.”

Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?”

Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?”

Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya

Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?”

Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun”

Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi”

Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi”

Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai”

Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai“

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Non Veg Jokes - Baba Saxidas Ki Baat Palle Bandh Lo

Non Veg Jokes - Baba Saxidas Ki Baat Palle Bandh Lo

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